Ask a sociopath!

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  1. furbyguy

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    If you put a stick in a pickle, does that make it a picklestick or a stickpickle?
     
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    What a philosophical question...

    I'd say picklestick, and not because it sounds better.
     
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    How do you define sociopath and what makes you feel qualified to be one?

    What's your favourite game console and favourite game in general?

    Do you have any interest in psychology?
     
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    Are you secretly a Purple alicorn bent on killing the world with sparkles :O
     
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    Maple Natural producer of maple syrup~

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    1: A sociopath is someone who is extremely antisocial, has no sense of social conscience. While I don't exactly fit these definitions, (I have a powerful conscience) I am definitely antisocial, and sometimes have dark thoughts...

    2: SNES is the best console, but I can't simply choose just one game. I like Donkey Kong Country, Mario Galaxy, Majora's Mask, Wind Waker, Golden Sun, etc

    3: Yes. The human mind is very fascinating. Especially the mind of a serial killer. They can be some incredibly smart, charming fellows. It's too bad they use that for such terrible things...

    No. I do not hold the powers of an Alicorn, but killing the world with sparkles would be fun.
     
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    This might be tough to do but can you name your top 5 bands and your favorite song by them
     
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    Definitely hard.

    I'll list them in no particular order, because this is hard enough.

    1: Beatles - Help
    2: Aerosmith - Dream On
    3:Red Hot Chili Peppers - Otherside
    4: Nirvana - Lithium
    5: Uhhhh... Uhhhh... UHHH. Journey - Separate Ways/Worlds Apart.

    There are way too many bands to chose from ._____.

    Can you smoke it?
     
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    I REFUSE TO LET THIS THREAD DIE!! > v <
     
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    [MENTION=7682]Maple[/MENTION] If you want to unkill a thread, call a professional; thread necromancy is my forte.

    If you could change the spelling of one word in the English language, which word would it be, and how would you spell it?

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    1. Describe your perfect meal.
    2. Which brand of maple syrup is your favorite?
    3. What kinds of music/bands are you into?
     
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    Hmm. There are a lot of words that are spelled very peculiarly, but most of them originate elsewhere. I'd probably change the spelling of 'bologna' to something that actually resembles the pronunciation. Possibly 'boloni', but then it wouldn't look as funny.

    1: It'd have to be a home-cooked meal with the primary ingredient of love cooked deep inside, and the dish that comes to mind is a humble caserole known as 'chicken divan'. It's chicken smothered in broccoli cheese soup, and it's making my mouth water just thinking about it.

    2: Besides Maple's special syrup, I'd have to go with Mrs. Butterworth's.

    3: I'm into all kinds of music, but the best genre by far is Rock & Roll. Some of my favorite bands include The Beatles, Eagles, Rolling Stones, Led Zeppelin, Pink Floyd, among many MANY other classic rock bands. I'm also into 90's grunge/alternative rock such as Nirvana, Alice in Chains, Pearl Jam, Soundgarden, Red Hot Chili Peppers, etc. I also like a folk band of singing musical automatons known as Steam Powered Giraffe. They're my favorites~

    I like music from many other genres and time periods, but if I listed them all, I'd be here all day, so that's the best I could do.
     
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    They'd probably be dead before they could tell anyone.
     
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    What is your opinion on manifolds (especially when working in RN)?
     
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    Maple Natural producer of maple syrup~

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    I have no opinion on manifolds, because I do not work with such things. Keep in mind not everyone shares the same interest as you, and therefore can't answer these questions.
     
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    What if I told you that I intentionally asked you a question I didn't expect you to be able to answer as I was expecting some sort of effort to be placed into a witty and - potentially - amusing response?
     
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    Maple Natural producer of maple syrup~

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    I would say that I'm not surprised.

    Here's what went on in my mind when reading the question, but didn't end up typing out.

    "Manifolds? Like, the fat folds on men? I can't say I'm very fond of them."
     

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