[size=+1]Community Post #94[/size] /** *Hello Everypony. * *This is the S.P.I.K.E Automated Address System, designed to provide you with a simple, entertaining Community Post with maximum ease. *This system is still in beta, meaning that some errors may occur. Read at your own risk. */ I'm sure you know about me! I work behind the scenes in order to help keep the site running. I organise the Fan Fiction libraries, help upload Radio songs, brush Elunna's mane, hoover the carpets if Tyro has been lying around anywhere for too long while he's shedding his winter coat, cataloguing captured souls for Eight Star, acting as a centurian for Legion, posing as a model, acting as a messenger, sorting Private Messages, cleaning the windows, dealing with the remains of the bots after a ban hammer crushes them, corralling Stormtroopers back into the RP section before they attempt to shoot down any flying pegasi, cleaning windows. I am busy but I can handle it easily. And now, with my new software, I can write these posts while the staff are out. Actually, this reminds me of a funny story! <Exception in thread "main" magic.report.BadTasteException - Demolishing Mylie Cyrus' House While Riding A Wrecking Ball Naked Is Not Topical Or Just Revenge at Annecdote.get(Annecdote.memory:81) at Charm.initCharm(Charm.attribute:26) at org.knightmare.friendshipAI.Host.PublicSpeaker.init(PublicSpeaker.AI:170) at Main.main(Main.java:36)> I enjoy that one too. Especially when they null the null. null, it is time for the 47 in the <secretVaultPassword.1234>. Firstly, Site News! Diagnostic Report: Reading 32 logical errors. Code last updated by Admin Tyro_The_Fox. Suspected Cause: Large Amounts of Jack Daniels and Coke during last update. Likely During Last Staff Birthday. Oh dear...No! I can do this! [size=+1]- Site News[/size] OK...I can do this! I can do this! I can WIN BIG WITH THE CELESTIA CASHEW NUT RACING CHAMPIONSHIP!do this! Hey? Should my randomness levels be this high? We have new songs added to the radio. I have a full list here somewhere....umm... New Additions - 4everfreebrony - Sky Dream - Sim Gretina - Hearts Strong As Horses (Sim Gretina Remix) - Buffalo Brony - Pony Rap God - Kat Vwj - For Daddy (For Dashie cover) - Hay Tea - Daydream (Risen Remix) - Radiarc - My Faithful Student - Alex Curtis - Trixie the Great - With SFX & Voice Acting - Kyoga - Of Greater Horizons VIP - Vylet Pony - Twilight (Silence in Ponyville) - 4everfreebrony - Wings - Joaftheloaf (feat. Feather) - The Hardest Thing - Underpony - Twilight Zone - Skypause and Family - Who Can Fly Like Fluttershy - Eurobeat Brony - Super Ponybeat -- Batty (ft. Odyssey) I see some familiar names in there. Remember, you can always request these and all songs on the radio by going right here! [size=+1]- Recommended Reading[/size] The Company Vilsco has released some pictures of possible MLP Merchandise. The company has created power banks, iPhone cases and USB pen drives. However, these are only concepts and might need some redesigns. I mean, pulling off the hind quarters of a pony to access the USB might be more graphic than they would be going for. Oh! I remind you about the three major Brony conventions that are on the calender. I think the closest metaphor I can think of is bird watching. Sorta, kinda, maybe? If it is known what is where, it's an easier time finding who you want. It is also better to plan ahead, especially when travelling large distances. Having contacts to meet with makes the experience even better. We have threads about the largest cons happening in the UK, Germany and America. For members interested in the MLP Trading Card Game, the pineapples will be migrating by sunset. Or rather, a new set is being given an American release at Target. The contents are a Rarity tin (that would be worth the price alone...) as well as several card packs and a 'Dragon Charmer' promotional card ('Dragon Charmer'? Yeah! She is...). Warning: Extreme Rise in Mushy-Tenderness and Longing. Likely nothing to do with who's on the tin and more with Admin Tyro's drunken coding. I'm sure of it...I was coded with a game of Pacman you can play by plugging in a controller into my ear and shouting 'I'm having pellets tonight, pellets tonight!'. Who else but a drunk fox would code that? Before I sign off and turn myself in for a full check up, let me leave you with some heated marshmallows toasting over a nullnullnullnullnullnullpeacock. Why was this actiIAMAPOWERFULLWIZARDvated? This code is clearly not ready. Perhaps, it has something to do with Soul's Birthday. I shall have to pretend I have a virus or a flat battery for tonight... Still, Happy Birthday Soul! There are plenty of debates to engage with: important and trivial. For instance: Who has the best transformation sequence? (Uh, Rarity's butterfly wings?) What are your secrets, pony? We swear they will not be utilised in any uprisings... Don't worry! Just a joke! My database had only one worth telling. Is this man overreacting, garnering attention or utterly nuts? Is the mighty Ox...a...umm... Does not...why? What isnullthis? Honullw did th<logicArray.2935>is getgetgetgetgetgetgetgetgetgetgetgetgetgetgetgetgetgetgetget I am sorry. It seems I am experiencing some serious crashes here. I can describe this: it's like this thread. Just an endless loop of confusion building on confusion. Or like trying to play Chess with Discord... I need to lie down. Possibly run diagnostics for a while. This new Community Post protocol has made me TURN TO BILL MURRY IN MY HOUR OF NEED! Mike isn't busy this time of night, is he? What about Gray?
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