What's shakin', my man? I'm a drifter. Just blew into town. Heard your club was pretty tough, thought I'd check it out. So yeah, glad to be here.
Hey, Rock. Glad you've finally joined the dark side. Rest assured there's a helluva lot less of a propensity for drama 'round these parts than elsewhere, so hopefully you'll enjoy it here.
You know, before I read the second sentence, I immediately wondered if he was your ex or something lol
ECCH, no. He's just a member from another forum. A forum I used to be a part of. A forum that ****s smelly gold that's so smelly, you don't even want to use it on your jewelry.
I'm not too sure of that myself. Twas a bizarre metaphor, that's for certain. It probably refers to how pompous and uptight the members of that forum are. Yeah. That sounds about right.