Hi, I'm Heretick. Where I come from, we start every conversation by showing one another a picture of Jesse Ventura. So let's get that out of the way in order to proceed. Okay, cool. I'm many things: a brony, a friend of a brony, and a cross-trainer for the 4th dimension. My hobbies include: Doing nothing I have talents, too, which are as follows: Tarot reading (which is free, by the way) Witchcraft and other heresies Drinking Mountain Dew Enjoying alcoholic beverages Enjoying apathy Helping find a person's sacred space, to which they can always return whenever they are searching for themselves Being like and then stopping the sudden rush of joy to be like , and then eventually ending up like .
I'm really sorry, but anything pre-conspiracy Ventura is actually an insult to my people. Don't worry, I know you didn't understand this, but its an FYI for future reference when encountering another one of us.
