Don't listen to Sinders. Get as drunk as you possibly can, and then do the first that pops into your alcohol-addled head. Trust me, nothing could possibly go wrong.
Then definitely stay off the booze. I can't imagine what drunk swimming would be like. I and millions of other people are living proof that this is incorrect. DON'T TEMPT US TO DO IT AGAIN oh god I'm going out next week *facepalm*
We must allow people to make their own mistakes, Miss Locke. How can a person learn from folly if they are being protected from it?
Well I certainly learned my lesson. (famous last words) I'd better stay away from the internet when I go out next week, I don't want to rustle any more feathers.
I know how you feel. There have been a few times in my life when I felt the same. Once, I was invited by my girlfriend's co-worker to a party at his place, so my girlfriend and I went together. I got waaaaaayyyyy too drunk and ended up first dancing and embarrassing myself (which wasn't so bad) and then puking into the toiler and getting sick in the bathroom. I was carried home, dropped in my bed, and then was sick with one of the only hangovers I've ever had for two whole days. Also, greasy food only actually helps if you eat it before you drink. The only true cure for a hangover is time.
Spoiler: Contains a clip from the Season Finale Can someone pleeeaaase take this and add hilarious sound effects to it. I think it would turn into a gem of a clip. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=55oMu5weFt8 *moon sets* *Whoop whoop whoop whoop wheeeeeeuuuww*......*Thhppt* *Sun pops up*
Good to hear! I'll soon be off to my friend's 21st birthday party, after I finish mulching the backyard, and- Wow, just realized how relevant the recent posts in this thread are to my life.