Corrupt Wishes

granted, they start showing original series due to demand

I wish i wasn't in a lock vault

 

Granted, but your bed still is and it turns out that beds are no longer being made and all currently unused beds are destroyed.

I wish I could read people's minds to see if they do or would like Friendship is Magic.

 

least the vault is unlocked now and my bed is ok

and yea, but you have to keep all their bad mental images FOREVER! till it contains your mind, so you blow your brains out


I wish i knew what my pets were thinking

 

Grantaidenstunken, but they were thinking of ways to kill you.

I wish for chocolate.

 

its white and in a locked fault, your parents have the keys

I wish for a full english in the morning

 

Granted, but they forgot the bacon.

I wish for ten camels.

 

They are all lame

I wish for land

 

Granted, but it's a small island quickly eroding into the artist ocean

I wish for money

 

Granted, you now have one ruble.

I wish for power and respect.

 

Granted. You are soon robbed of everything you have and a false scandal is made up about you causing everyone to hate you.

I wish that I could grant my own wishes while staying human and being able to go about my own life normally without anyone ever finding out about it and I can undo any wishes if I feel like it to make sure that I don't go making any changes that I don't like and can't correct.

 

WHAT?

You are given Evil Fairy odd parents and you must keep them a secret

I wish i could get up on time

 

Granted. Your bed is now a clock.

I wish that someone would corrupt this wish.

 

Granted, your wish is now jelly.

I wish for Rarity.

 

Granted, but she doesn't get so much as a "Hi the-" out before she's whisked away to work in some big fashion company.

I wish that Nintendo would release Xenoblade in the states.

(Shouldn't this be in the text games sub-forum?)

 

Someone asked for Marshmallows?

I wish I didn't misspell "arctic" ocean earlier

Correction:
I wish I wasn't just sniped

 

Granted, but now you're always knifed by a Spy (TF2)

I wish that my IRL friends would stop calling stuff "gay".

(And I've played this before, it should indeed be in the textgames subforum)

 

Granted. They now call it "retarded(unless you don't care about that)."

I wish that Hasbro and Valve would sign a deal to remake the Meet the Team videos with the most accepted FiM characters for each class and the final products were amazing(this includes Meet the Pyro when it comes out).

 

granted but it is unliked by the massive and Valve and Hasbro go down the toilet

I wish of Half-life 3

 

Granted, but its controls are terrible.

I wish that Nissan's electric sportscar would begin selling before I hit 16.
Edit: SNIPED GAAAAH.

 

Granted, but there's only one of them and it's WAY too expensive.


I wish for heat vision.