Because in my entire life, I've never thrown out a book that was in good, readable condition. I've given away or traded hundreds of books, but I've never even considered throwing one away. I've always thought of my books as one of my most precious possessions, and tossing them into the trash leaves an unpleasant and rather painful feeling in the pit of my stomach.
Jim Carrey makes a pretty convincing Vanilla Ice, actually [video=youtube;wbDXdzF3pdc]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wbDXdzF3pdc[/video]
Ow ow ow... I took a tumble down the last couple of stairs of my cousin's staircase. They were unmercifully made of wood and the floor solid marble. I now have 3 welts. A gigantic one on my right kneecap, a really big one on the front of my right ankle, and a smaller one under my left kneecap. To make things more interesting, this tumble happened while having heavily sunburned knees. Got that **** on ice right now.