1420: Man discovers Russiananium in Russia. 1420: Man who discovers Russiananium dies of Russiananium poisoning 1920: Scientist discovers Russiananium in Russia 1942: Scientist in Russia who discovered Russiananium's house suddenly exploded by American nuke. 1942: Russiananium is suddenly in the hands of America 1969: Americans use Russiananium to power rocket launched at UK for a laugh 1969: UK declares war on America 1970: Some war junk happens. Not important. 1980: Russia and America join forces to become the United States of Russia 2022: Man goes into space. 2022: Man is no longer in space. Man did not survive. 2024: Other man goes into space. 2024: Other man is no longer in space. Became cyborg. 2030: A bunch of people go into space 2040: Space Colonies Vodka, Bear, Bald Eagle, and MANLY MEN are established. 2069: The new space colony MANLY BEAR EAGLE WITH VODKA is invaded by aliens over Russiananium found in Moon. They look like little green men, have lasers and drive UFOs. 2080: You, YES YOU, MAGGOT. Are send into space as a space marine to fight the aliens. Human Action RP. LET'S. DO. THIS. Name: Age: Country of Origin: Personality: Appearance: Likes: Dislikes: Bio: Mary Sues will be punished greatly.
Name: Boris Kyznetsov Age: Mid 30’s Country of Origin: Mother Russia ! Personality: Extremely unintelligent man-child. Has a child-like personality and seems to show loyalty to his friends, even his rivals or even enemy forces Appearance: “He’s like a bear, a big shaved bear that hates people” Likes: Comrades, Bald people, doing stuff, vodka, battle Dislikes: Capitalism, awkward silences, the news Bio: Dropped on his head as a baby by a deliver bot, Boris grew up to become a gigantic man who loved spending his pass-time destroying his enemies. Eventually, this surprisingly led Boris to be promoted to a relatively high rank in the military. He’s tough enough to make an impact on the aliens, but too stupid to actually do anything about it and would rather take Vodka baths. Is this good enough, Comrade ?
Name: Buzz McManly Age: Mid-eighties Country of Origin: 'Murrica Personality: Tough-as-nails war veteran. Which war? All of them. Appearance: White hair and blue eyes. Tall, tan, thin, and muscular, with a tremendous amount of body hair. Likes: Big guns, younger women, fast cars, old Scotch, and expensive cigars. Dislikes: Little green punks with their fancy ray guns. Bio: A career soldier, Buzz joined the Army at fifteen, having lied about his age to the recruiter. He tried to join the Space Marines, but was turned away because they didn't exist yet. After a long and distinguished military career, he was eventually forced to retire. A year later, the aliens attacked, and Buzz joined the Space Marines by once again lying about his age to the recruiter. With the war going on, nobody bothered to question it.
Acceptenated. Name: Captain Owen Rex Age: 23 Country of Origin: New Boston Personality: Cocky, Loud, Somewhat cowardly. Really is a soft-hearted person on the inside. Very, very, very stupid. Appearance: Short, brown hair. Green eyes. Short, tiny, and meek. Likes: Women, beer, baseball, apple pie Dislikes: Hangovers, the Dutch, libraries, learning Bio: A young man from New Boston who signed up with the Space Marines while drunk. Was born in Old Boston, but immigrated to New Boston shortly after. Dreams of being a baseball pitcher.
If no-one else signs up by tomorrow morning, I'm just gonna cancel this. 3 people role-plays are boring as hell.
Name: Vladimir Kaneshtoyikovovichnikov Age: 49 Country of Origin: MOTHER RUSSIA!!!! Personality: Strong silent type, mixed with tall, dark, and creepy. Likes to kill. Russia's own Jason Voorhees..... IN SPACE. Appearance: Really, really big guy. Looks country. Smells country. Built country. Dark brown hair. Dark green eyes. Just........ big. Likes: Meat, killing people, vodka, killing people, other people who kill people, killing people, meat, killing people, ham sandwiches, candy, chocolates, killing people. Dislikes: Vegetables, most fruit, canadians, rude people, lazy people, canadians, not eating something he likes, canadians. Bio: Former KGB, former Spetsnaz, former streetfighter, boxer, wrestler, bouncer, guard. Now he was put in space. And he likes killing people. Now he's in space. Ridley Scott, bro.
What?! Eluuna joining a Narrowleaf RP?!?! THE HUMANITY! Insert Eluuna generic character here! Name: Eleanor "Ellie" Broach Age: 21 [As always...] Country of Origin: England Personality: Sarcastic, brave, a bit reckless, dignified, stubborn, trusting to a fault.. Appearance: See picture Likes: Salamanders, tea, and Digestive Biscuits. Dislikes: Braggarts, cold floors, and vanity. Bio: Ellie signed up with Space Marines, hoping to get a career in the military. Her dream was to be some sort of leader, and the military seemed to be the easiest way to get there. She has made a terrible choice. Spoiler: Large photo
