They say the best cure for the homesick is to realize they probably feel like their new location is their real home. Like, at least every cartoon ever says that at least once... Mlp had an episode like that right? I can't remember for the life of me.
"I'm surrounded by a barely sentient species that evolved from feces-tossing primates. This is not home, and it never will be." I agree that humans are terrible, but what about everything else on Earth? Maybe a day at the beach will cheer you up. "Armiistaans cannot swim. Our bodies are much denser and heavier than those of humans." Fine. An art museum? "That is an acceptable alternative."
Art is weird too. Like... Ancient humans crushed plants and used the colorful juices and blood of animals to draw things. It became refined eventually becoming realistic paintings, and since then has changed again into... Many haphazardly placed objects in a location? I don't really understand modern art... but I also think medieval art were just people taking ancient selfies.
"Earth art is primitive, but some of it is rather nice to look at." Beauty is in the eye of the beholder. That's the only possible reason that I can come up with for why the man who painted this was considered a master artist, while the person who painted this is an unknown amateur.
I always thought the human mind made it up, but if you say it's in his eye... Well, I'm not going to be the one to test your theory.
"You humans are ridiculous. That is clearly an Oculossian. They are a race of peaceful asteroid miners native to the planet Archegossat Beta."
It's only known occurrence in our culture is that of a monster from a table-top fantasy game. The species is called Beholder. It was a pun. Aliens ruining my bad jokes.
Human art might be nice to look at, but who knows what goes through the heads of some artists sometimes.
Ok, but honestly. As nice as that outfit is, it's horribly impractical. I mean, who the heck has time to put on a glove that long, especially when you won't be using it to slap anyone in a gentlemanly manner (which her dress and boots are most certainly not suited for). And honestly. If you're going for such a rough and tumble look of long, heeled boots and studded gloves, you can't wear a bright yellow dress! You need to be at least as dark as the stockings, which that dress is nowhere near. That outfit simply is too mix-matched to be useful in any situation besides being a drawn pin-up girl. Which I suppose is it's intended purpose. What was I talking about?
"I disagree. Sex appeal is a powerful weapon. An attractive woman wearing a provocative outfit can shock a man into inaction and leave him open to attack. It is a favorite technique of female assassins."
