*portal opens* Alice and I ran into Nyarlathotep at the yogurt shop. We got to talking, and he knows someone who might be able to help us find the Matriarch. *portal closes*
"A hot topic? What are you, angsty twelve-year-olds?" Now, Ninjakitty... Everyone is allowed to shop where they want... Even angsty twelve-year-olds, who choose Hot Topic. "It's the only place where you can really buy internet fandom stuff... Even if it is mostly stolen art from the internet sold without legal permissions." Sadly.
*dives out of the way* "What?" *ninjakitty shakes off the black soot* "Stretch and squish cartoon. Never use explosives." *ninjakitty produces a squeak sound as she holds up the peace sign and closes his eyes with a smile*
*portal opens* "That was just a warning." If she wanted to kill you, she'd have used DIP. *portal closes*
"You mean the dip you left on your ship? The ship I sold? With the DIP on it? How could I have POSSIBLY made that mistake?" You are not that smart, kitty... ​"You don't know that!"
*portal opens* "The formula for toon acid is widely known, and the chemicals required for its manufacture are easily obtained. I made more." Now, if you'll excuse us, we have a meeting with Yog-Sothoth. *portal closes*
*portal opens* *Alice emerges and catches a rock that was about to hit her, then crushes it in her hand* "I have a lead on the Matriarch's location." *portal closes*
"Why is she just poofing in to give us random updates. There are so many other things she could be doing. I don't even know how she got that portal to lead back here, it should have been one way."
Not the hugest Trixie fan but I've had this friggin' song stuck in my head since Saturday!!! [video=youtube;rl1fGEPWIP0]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rl1fGEPWIP0[/video]
"Perhaps, furball, you should remember just who exactly you are dealing with before trying such a simple trick as a one-way portal. I am the queen of one of the most scientifically advanced races in the Multiverse. Ridley is an Omega-class wizard. All I had to do was reverse the polarity of the neutron flow and hit it with a phlebotinum wave. Ridley took care of the rest."