I went Pinkameana

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  1. Setzertrancer

    Setzertrancer A Pony Every Pony Should Know
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    I'm really sorry about the last few days. This is quite literally what happened to me?

    [video=youtube;Rx03nueb_Cs]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rx03nueb_Cs[/video]

    I snapped and went insane but multiply my reasons to be sad by a magnitude I can't even measure. Basically I could not look anywhere without seeing a problem that seemed insurmountable. So I gave up on life.

    Basically my alcoholism got really bad and I made some monumentally stupid mistakes. I had hit rock bottom. I finally snapped to sanity when I realised I was behaving exactly like a reality TV show character I despised so much I swore I would punch him in the face if I ever met him. He was an annoying obnoxious evil douche-bag attention *squee!* that claims to be a good person, but fails horribly at it and is too stupid to realise he is.

    I also transitioned into what one of my friends said about bronies shortly after I told him about the show My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic. The Fox News stereotype. Despite me being determined I wouldn't let it happen to me.

    Imagine my shame that I proved him right.

    [video=youtube;bTvNK3cGTIM]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bTvNK3cGTIM[/video]

    This is why I'm going to quit drinking and pick up what is left of my life. It will be impossible for me to repair all the damage, so I have to re-organise my priorities.
     
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  2. Saikyo

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    I'm gonna go ahead and guess you're talking about Charlie Sheen.
    In the meantime... prove that stereotype wrong!
     
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  3. Setzertrancer

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    The douchebag I'm talking about is Brandon Hantz from the latest season of Survivor.
     
  4. Saikyo

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    [​IMG]Whoa!
    Did not expect that!
     
  5. Naikado

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    I'm glad to see that you're finding a solution :D

    Pfft, I don't think you've ever gotten THAT annoying. It's pretty hard to get as annoying as any single idea or thought that passed through their minds.
     
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    That show is STILL going? I thought it would've died from being nothing but a pitiful stain on the TV entertainment industry.
     
  7. DanSze

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    You seem to underestimate the power of advertising and stupidity. If Jersey Shore can survive for more than one season, anything can.

    @OP This is the part where I say some sort of speech about needing willpower, but all I'm going to say right now is that if you truly strive for something, no matter how long it takes, you will achieve it.

    Bounded by the laws of physics that is, and even then I'm not sure.
     
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    Kind of like saying if the Chan can survive this long, anything can.
    Jersey Shore is one of the most pitiful shows out there. The fact it has lasted this long amazes me...
     
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    Good to hear from you, bro! Really glad to see stuff about people picking up where they left off and making the best of their lives.

    I shall pray to dear Celestia for your success!

    *brohoof
     

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