"Thank you very much, masterful wizard. Now if you'll excuse me, I need to have a very serious conversation with this object. YAY!" *Ninjakitty starts swatting at the ball of yarn rapidly, eventually chasing it out of the room*
Um... Matriarch, what's he doing? "The Kaio-ken is a technique that allows a Mundane being to draw upon their own lifeforce to multiply their physical power by up to twenty times its normal limits. It also leaves the user drained and weak, highly vulnerable to a counterattack." Got it. *teleports the fight out into space to avoid breaking things*
"I checked the Dragonball Wiki. It said that higher levels of the Kaio-Ken left Son Goku drained and unable to fight." Also, how the hell am I supposed to know how you learned it? You called out the attack in typical cheesy anime fashion, and I had Matriarch look it up for me. Seriously, though... we're in space right now, and I forget to make sure you could survive in a vacuum. So you might wanna hurry up and grab a spacesuit.
*picks up the guinea pig* Look at those two. This is ridiculous. I'd expect this nonsense from Ninjakitty, but honestly. Show some respect to each other. *pets the terrified guinea pig* Also, this guy is now named Russel Stover because I'm really hungry.
"Wait... so it's just a regular Guinea pig? Not a Viking Guinea Pig or a Samurai Guinea Pig? No mutations or cybernetic implants or genetic modifications? That's just boring!"
