How would that even work? Dial-up uses phone lines... right? "Yes." ...And we're in space. Wait, how are we getting internet access? I'm pretty sure Wi-Fi signals don't reach this far. "The Terran Internet is linked to the Galactic Hypernet by a Galactic Republic facility in New York City."
I KNEW it! The Terran governments were keeping the existence of extra-terrestrials secret from us THE WHOLE TIME!!! "I can't really say I'm surprised. If the people of Earth knew about other-worldly life, there would be widespread panic." Good point, Rainbow. "Us Equestrians, on the other hand, have known about the various life forms of the physical world for millennia. Hell, we even have a few representatives in the Galactic Republic's governing body." You're starting to sound like Twilight. "Just because I have an egghead as a friend doesn't mean I can't learn a couple things from her." ​Right...
Please change "Rainbow's" text color. I can't read it and looking at it hurts my eyes, because of the green background.
"Actually, the Terrans know nothing about the true nature of the facility. They believe it to be the headquarters of a small insurance company."
"Oh, you don't like it? Too bad!" [video=youtube;pSO-BVSr6-Y]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pSO-BVSr6-Y[/video]
"T'yad Kol salta kwe no tolsh" Sunset, that's offensive you know. I'm surprised you even know how to speak that language. "Well...we are on an alien ship. Thought it would be handy."
*looks at the two armiistan aliens, the cartoon, the robot, the two magic users, the multitude of people trying to be ponies in a hysterical attempt at waifuism, and the genetically altered dog* yup. Clearly no aliens on this alien spaceship.
"As a matter of fact, my ship is being overrun with aliens." "True. Me and Alice are the only non-aliens aboard." It's 'Alice and I.' Also, you forget that in the eyes of a human, you're the one who's an alien. "Yeah, but who cares what the monkeys think?" "Triss! We do not call them monkeys unless they cannot hear us!"
"Hey, Triss. Wanna try cross-breeding with a monkey, for science?" STOP CHANGING YOUR COLOR! ESPECIALLY TO IMITATE ME! Why did I let you happen... "I think it's funny. I'm going to keep doing it. Look! I'm the mysterious red one now! Oooooo."
"Huh. Ya know, I've always wondered whether Armiistaans and Terrans were interfertile. Wanna find out with me?" Detriis, what are you doing?! "Huh? What's the prob... OH! No, nothing like that! I just need a DNA sample!"
"Twenty-seven months, actually. You humans breed much faster than we do." But if it's half human, wouldn't that... "Why are we even discussing this?" Good point.
Because science. A half-human might not be able to reproduce under the appropriate environment, it could even be infertile due to its genetic DNA. However, they could also reproduce like a Terran Rabbit. We don't know. Success rates between a half human male and a female Armiistaan would be approximately 21.5312%
"If someone is going to volunteer DNA for that experiment, it's going to be me. That combo needs to be able to use magic... Oops. There we go." I really don't think you would be the best subject for that. "You just want to 'experiment' with Triss. The powerless human has the hots for the mad Armistaan scientist. I didn't see it coming." Why do you think that? What on earth could possibly make you think that? "What you said before. About crossbreeding with her." That was Archrival. Pretending to be me. "The fourth wall is a powerful source Dreamer."
