I'm trying a little more of the second half, with a lot of added paragraphs of quotes and historical context. I would try that first option if, that is, this professor who assigned me the paper wasn't wicked crafty. I need a good grade on this to get a nice grade in the course to balance my GPA to remain in the student organizations in which I currently take part.
I'm trying to get a Real Job™, but I'm running into a bit of a problem. Most jobs require experience, but nobody will hire me so I can get the experience. Jobs that don't require experience require references, but the kind of work I've done in the past is not the kind that gives references. Basically, I've come to the point where I either need to lie, and thus become everything I hate, or simply give up, and thus become everything I hate. Screw it. Maybe I'll just go on welfare like every other able-bodied twenty-something.
Wow, I can't tell you how many times I've argued to others about the whole experience and reference thing. It bothers me so much. I eventually said "screw it" and made my own work online earlier this year. However, my earnings lately have been poop.
People who hire for jobs also have all sorts of hidden secret rules that they don't tell anyone and nobody would guess otherwise :3
Ugh. I'm starting to wish that I'd gone to work for that drug dealer who offered me a job right before graduation. It even came with a free gun.
I don't think Canadians are capable of being Nazis - - Auto Merge - - Me too, they ruin everything they touch
Got ready to open my first bottle of wine in over a month and the cork broke in half. This is how I know there is no God.
Have you tried jug wine? It gets you just as drunk as regular wine, but at a fraction of the cost! Plus, jug wine is easy to open! Just unscrew the cap! There are no corks to mess with!
