Well then, screw you, I'm going home! Rainbow, get in K.I.T.T., we're leaving. "But K.I.T.T.'s a car, and there aren't any roads in space!" "Roads? With this car, you don't need roads." *converts into spaceflight mode* SO LONG, SUCKERS!!! *takes off in K.I.T.T. into space* (five minutes later) *K.I.T.T docks back into the Matriarch* Wow, I really needed to use an Earth bathroom again. Using the Matriarch's bathroom just isn't the same.
"Ah yes, that was part of a standard issue upgrade I recieved in 2004." Which was after the events of the TV show. So, your memory is correct, but behind the times.
"My talking vehicle is better." Your talking vehicle is a sentient starship with enough firepower to destroy an entire star system. The two don't even compare. "It is not a competition. However, I am clearly superior."
"Sentient transportation robots are so cliche. Why does a super car need to be able to talk? Wouldn't it get lonely, since it can't just talk with anybody, and it can't follow you everywhere."
"I do occasionally wish that I was smaller. It's very hard to make friends when you're the size of a city."
Twitter is just talking to yourself. "Except that thousands of people can watch you do it." "What is twitter?"
"Twitter is a Terran internet website that allows people known as 'twits' to pretend that their mundane lives are somehow interesting."
"Sounds very popular. I just realized, we sound a lot alike... Mrs... spaceship." That's what text color means apparently.