And now I'M here! Sent from my Super Saiyan 3 Hyperion Moon Base shooting LOADERS at your position, with the Radiant Hero of Legend (Ike), the Fragtrap, G1 Megatron, Final form Tirek, and Krieg the Psycho guarding it! (Beat that, Dredd pony!)
It's after midnight. I just looked at my tree. NO PRESENTS AT ALL. Geez, Santa, a little slow on the take this year. Sent from a PRESENTLESS Christmas tree.
You know what's even more fun than watching your favorite show circle the drain? Having your cousin walk in while it's on, sit down next to you, and proceed to have a pointless conversation on a ****ing CELL PHONE!!!