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  1. Blueprint Stapler

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    So, I'm, like, rookie here.
    My occupation is PR-manager at Equestrian private military company "Equinesis".
    I will readily answer your questions about our company.
    Feel free to ask.
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    Spasibo za vnimanie.
    (Thanks for attention)
     
    #1 Blueprint Stapler, Dec 31, 2014
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    Why are you called Stapler do you staple things?
     
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    I've got my cutiemark when stapled the pack of paper. My real name is "Степлер". It's "Stapler" in English.
    With cheese and kolbasa. Sorry, can't remember name of kolbasa in English, maybe, it's sausage.
     
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    In English, it's kielbasa.
    I know because it's one of my favorite sausages.
     
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    Salami is best ah think. Such a taste.
     
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    Luna. Nightmare Moon, especially. She is so powerful and majestic.
    Yeah, verily. With chocolate and butter. And tea.
     
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    What made you choose the career path of a secretary?
     
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    I always love reading and analyzing data. Twilight Sparkle was the same, if she did not choose the path of heroine.
    So I graduated high school and sent my resume to private military company "Equinesis".
    They accepted it.
    Now I can analyze interesting data and have payment for it. I love working with my colleagues. They are kinda grumpy, but have friendly soul and wide-open mind.
     
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    Would you like to join us in chat? :smile:
     
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    But of course.
     
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    How much does it cost to hire a pony secretary?

    (I am mostly interested in the pony part and not really the secretary part)
     
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    Depends on company. Some companies have bad reputation, and ponies just are not into their business. Especially if future boss is gryphon or minotaur.
    So, ponies are afraid of sending resume to these companies' PR-managers.
    But if company did make great advertisement campaigns before and don't have unclear reputation, it's more popular for ponies.
    Also PR-manager have to say if there are only-one-race collective or not.
    After that, needed skills. More complicated ones costs more bits, obviously. Also depends on worker's will. Hiring is kind of hard-to-do stuff.
    P.S. Sorry for no indefinite and definite articles. I just can't dive in - don't have it in my native language.
     
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    Well assuming I could hire one, how much does it cost to hire a pony secretary for snuggles?
     
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    Um... Well, if it was proposal for date, I may agree =)
    If not, hm... If you want to hire pony for secretary'n'boss snuggle roleplay, it's not very expensive - 'bout 200 bits per month (4 days per week).
    Or, if you just want a pony-secretary to snuggle, you'd better not hirin', but romancin' =)
    Diplomacy. Everypony is a lock who has a key. And when unlocked, it's a question of plan what to do next.
    In dangerous situations I use my stapler. It can staple not only a paper, he-he-he.
     
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    Well, who wouldn't want a pony to snuggle?! (That question is rhetorical)
     
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