Flim: Well, it seems like we've found a very peculiar and yet very profita-I mean bountiful forum! Flam: Right you are, brother! Go ahead, we're always open for any question! Flim: Absoluetly at all! Flam: Anything you can think of! Flim: Also, would you like to sample our latest Apple Scented candles?
Flim: Well, you certainly are a very educated stallion! Flam: Unfortuntely, we cannot answer that question! Flim: That is personal! Flam: Very very personal to us!
Flim: Techincally, we did answer the question! Flam: We said we wouldn't answer it.. fully. Flim: Exactly! So technically, we did fulfill our promise. Flam: And as for the machine, it involves complex machinery powered by magic! Flim: It's simply too much to go over right now!
(Lol, since you are using two ponies I might as well go for it! BladeRunner the Alicorn and Joshua the human!!!!!! ) BladeRunner: How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop? Joshua: ...?
Flim: Precisely zero, as for the fact our tongues cause it to start to melt! Flam: Are you interested in our new line of apple cider?
Joshua: Well now, apple cider has to be valuable to ponies I'm guessing? BladeRunner: Where did you two come from exactly?
Flim: Ahem, well that is none of your buisness to know of. Flam: Although I am able to say... not within the past month, but we have! Flim: We don't talk about that romance here, especially in the presence of my brother. Flam: Well, it wasn't that bad. Flim: Right you are, brother. Flam: Also, apple cider that has been improved in the super speedy cider squeezy 7000! We've managed to get an even greater quality than even the finest, most hoof made cider in all of Equestria..
BladeRunner: I think its funny how an Apple Family beat you, so how did that work out for you in the end? Joshua: Wait they lost? For sure I thought they were going to win! BladeRunner: Nah, without a doubt the Apple Family are better. Joshua: Well I have the opposite thoughts, beside, exactly how much does your cider cost?
Flim: Well, I myself don't eat sandwhiches! I prefer salad! Flam: Dasises and sometimes add in a bit of hay, is I'm feeling particularly peckish. Flim: Each mug is two bits. Keep in mind the Apple Family's was 3.
