[video=youtube;Y8zlbyORt4o]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y8zlbyORt4o[/video] I'm an overnight stocker. - - Auto Merge - - A greeter is somebody that stands by the front door and greets people as they come in. It's usually done by an old person.
The whole thing is weird. It's a story that largely features strange and occasionally Mary-Sueish characters, confusing storylines, poorly-explained plot points, writer self-insertion, ridiculous romance subplots, and a whole bunch of other stuff that wouldn't be tolerable in any kind of story. It's an absolute mess, but somehow, it works. I can't explain it, but it works.
"When everyone is super, noone will be" -The villain of that superhero movie with the family Basically, when NOTHING works, somehow everything does.
Fixed that quote for ya. Also, yeah, I guess that makes sense. It's kinda like how Sharknado become so popular.
I know you ain't a liar, so I'm gonna believe you. I certainly hope it lives up to the expectations people have based on the first.
"Interdimensional anomaly detected. Six hundred million kilometers." "That's just past Jupiter's orbit. Wanna go take a look?" "If it is what I suspect it is, it will come to us." "Anomaly identified as Skaian defense portal. There is a small meteor on collision course with this vessel. Shall I take defensive action?" "Not yet. Scan for lifesigns." "One lifesign detected. Unknown species. They are attempting to contact us." Open the channel. Σ:C Is there anyone there? Please respond! Requesting immediate assistance! Oh crap oh crap oh crap... "This is the Armiistaan battleship Matriarch. Who are you?" Σ Armiistaan?! I've never even heard of... right, sorry. Bad time for that. My name is Cassia Altair. I'm a scout with the Alternian Fleet. I was on my way to investigate a disturbance on the homeworld when... I'm not sure. Some kind of portal opened right where I was flying. I was pulled in, and collided with this meteor. My ship is badly damaged, and my emergency supplies were destroyed in the crash. "Understood. We are going to beam you aboard, Cassia Altair. Please gather any personal items and prepare for transport." Σ Yay! Thank you so much!