Pony Vending machine

You get friendship.

*inserts Megazord*

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You get: Jason David Frank

*Inserts chocolate*

 

Chocolate? CHOCOLATE?!



*inserts Painis Cupcake*

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You get TF2.

*inserts alarm clock*

 

"Quiet! I'm trying to sleep!" says the machine.

*inserts F-22 fighter jet*

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You get a maximum machine gun.

*inserts best pony*

 

But Spitfire doesn't WANT to go into the machine.

*inserts worst pony*

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You get: Nothing.

In fact, the machine berates you for even implying that there is a "worst pony".

*Inserts delicious cake*

 

You get Ice Cream which has melted.

*inserts mushroom*

 

You get LSD.

*inserts Mama Luigi*

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You get: Weegee. It just stares at you.

*Inserts troll*

 

You get a goblin.

*inserts Stridershy*

 

You get: [video=youtube;4f70qeGk9KY]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4f70qeGk9KY[/video]


*Inserts Holy Diver*

 

You get holy water.

*inserts Godzilla*

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You get King Kong.

*inserts earth*

 

You get equesteia

*inserts Gwyn's soul*

 

You get a dementor.

*inserts Molestia*

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You get a banana.

*inserts MorpinBrony*

 

You get a bunch of Power Rangers and Super Sentai merchandise.

*inserts RDK9000*

 

You get a very beautiful girl eating a burrito.

*inserts [MENTION=10061]Leviathan[/MENTION] *

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