I bet the only thing standing between you being mistaken for girl is that little goatee. Shave it off. I dare ya.
Can't post locally but I have the link: http://photos.northcraftphoto.com/p859097455/h3d93da5e#h3d93da5e
Courtesy of my Twitter account, here's one with an obvious filter. Sent from my iPod touch using Tapatalk
Spoiler: Not for the faint of heart. Spoiler: Or weak of stomach. Spoiler: Or anyone who values their sanity. Spoiler: You were warned.