They must if they're spam. Or if they're a CD played on eternal loop, eventually that stops being good.
If people that wear glasses are called four-eyes... Does that make people that wear monocles part of the Illuminati?
"That... explains nothing." Σ:/ Compact Disk? Is it some kind of throwing weapon? "Seriously? Are you two really going to do the whole 'confused alien' bit? You both know what a CD is. You borrowed Ridley's Ozzy Osbourne album last week." What?! I told you not to take my stuff without asking!
"Roleplay? Topic?" Yeah... this is where things get complicated. The short version of the story is that this thread takes place on an alien warship called the Matriarch, and that we've got a bunch of folks running around and pretty much doing whatever they want.
Interesting. I just assumed this topic was full of random post in an aim to get the last post. If I can be in character here that changes some thing. What I don't know yet. I'm not familiar enough with the environment yet. *A missile launcher pops out of the right side of Lio's neck and fires. The missile goes flying away randomly.* Note to self, new body still can't aim worth a darn. All that research for nothing.
Sorry, didn't even know I was on the bridge. I normally don't have such Ryoga issues. My projectiles tend too, I've got a 1 in 100 chance of hitting what I aim half the time. My intended target was whoever asked if a CD was a throwing weapon. *The missile launcher conceals itself back in Lioconvoy's neck.*
"Did he just say that he tried to fire a missile at my girlfriend?" Yes. Yes he did. "Interesting. Triss, are the upgrades to my rifle complete?" "Of course. The weapon is operating at twelve hundred percent efficiency." That's impressive. How did you solve the overheating issue? "I put the thermal coils inside a phlebotinum alloy cylinder and filled the whole thing with a mix of thermoreactive gasses. The excess heat ends up generating extra power for the weapon. Basically, the longer you fire it, the more powerful the shots become."
Right, announcing you're going to attack me in revenge was probably a bad thing. *activates internal phase shifter* Let's see what did I bring with me? Mass displacement, phase shifter, shields, missiles, claws, and space bridge remote. The body has a bot mode but it's only ten feet tall rather than my normal bot height. This shell has auto-destruct if it takes too much damage. Also one problem with remote spark control is the shell lacks my normal magic immunity.
"Matriarch. Teleporter. Sun. Do it." *teleports you to the center of the sun* I should mention that everybody here is god-tier overpowered, so we try to avoid combat. It's always inconclusive, and it makes a mess.
Uh... guys, I think Rainbow Dash stole Samus's suit... "And to think I used to date Samus..." MASTER CHIEF?! Where'd you come from?! "Yeah... I decided to come aboard this nice ship to take a break from the war with the Covenant." Oh.
