[size=+1]Community Post #129[/size] Happy Valentines Day! I hope you had a good one, whoever you were and whatever you were doing. If you were with that special some pony, then I hope it was a magical, wonderful time. I hope the morning exchange of gifts was full of laughs and joy as I always believe that a good card has a joke in it somewhere. Then I hope the rest of the morning was doing very little but snuggling before getting ready to hit the town and toast each other. I hope that final kiss at that exact moment stopped the world, cascading a shimmering glow both around you and through you as the radiance of you both incandescences into this uplifting slow that's on display all the way home. For everypony else, it was a Saturday and every single box of expensive chocolates had a deal on. Top dog. All you need. As for me, I spent it in London playing in a small MLP:CCG Card Tounament using this month's 'Chaos is Magic' ruleset where we're encouraged to play using two manes. Don't mean to brag but my Rainbow Dash and Fluttershy deck was an absolute demon with it's powerful troublemakers, friends that could move around with incredible ease and Mane Character's that could jump all over the place on just one action token. Sadly, every other deck I fought was tremendously powerful in their own right as well and I didn't do phenomenally well but I was pleased with the performance. Anyway, everything I just said should cement in your mind that I am utterly ill-equipped to talk about love after it's major holiday. As I speak, I am eating peanut butter alone out of the jar. I even put a Red Dwarf reference in the title for the article. I am a bachelor and unless some miracle happens, I invent a mind control helmet or Lynx/Axe body spray begins to do what it advertises, I'm liable to stay that way. So, I have brought in Princess Mi Amore Cadenza. Everypony! Princess Cadence, the Fastball Special herself! {<3} Hi. My mic is on, yes? Yeah, yeah. We're good. Umm...So, yeah! You had something to talk to us about? {<3} Well, I can't always be there to help when some ponies aren't quite connecting. So, I've been working on a method of helping those unfortunate ponies find love by figuring out who their perfect match would be out of who they know. Well...Cool. How? {<3} I think it best if I show you. The hell am I looking at? {<3} Well, this is the visual representation of the data for the mutual attraction between you and Elunna. I hope you or her doesn't mind. Eh, I'll deal with this later although you could have picked anyone. I'm um...buttered both ways. {<3} Oh! Just as well, that would have added another week to the calculations... Why? {<3} We'd have to research how much a gay stallion enjoys Bill Murray. What? What does Bill Murray have to do with anything? {<3} According to my calculations, which I worked on with Twilight and had them double checked by Rainbow Dash, Bill Murray is loved and adored by all. Thus being a point of attraction for everypony and is a basis to our calculations. He's a constant. That came to two out of three for compatibility. Well, that's not to bad. She does like my accent, which is great! {<3} No, the scale is out of 100. You actually scored 6.66 recurring out of 100. Oh. I'll cancel the...Wait, did you say Rainbow Dash checked your work? Speed demon, high-flighing super speeding Rainbow Dash? {<3} Yes. She told me in confidence that she had a degree in advanced analytics and she wanted to help but was too embarrassed to tell the others. So, she helped me with my calculations. I have the feeling she might have been having you on...I've never heard of that and it doesn't sound right. {<3} But she came up with the Rubber Duck constant. And how the moon effects a male's need to spend more bits than normal and...and...um... Let's see here...Ah! According to your notes, as a Minator, Elunna is likely to enjoy chocolates hugely because then she can then sacrifice them to Bill Murry in the hopes of a gondola ride in Venice. However, I, because I'm a Persian Rug, will be apposed to such things because of my romantic feelings for rubber ducks if the moon is in the correct phase. {<3} Yeah... I don't know what's more impressive; that Rainbow Dash came up with all this rubbish. Or that you let her for so long. Shall we move on? {<3} Yeah... [size=+1]- Site News[/size] Dragonbait. Music. You know how this works by now. Remember to say thank you. Artist - Song Aviators - Open Your Eyes (Cover by EnergyBrony) [RUS] Gash3d - Falling [StrachAttack Remix] Sayonara Maxwell - Luna [RUS] Simon Hjort - Market Mayhem Voltage Remedy feat. StarLite - Fashion Week (SquareHead Remix) Also, remember to check out EPRP. I hear another session will be starting. Same time, same channel on Saturday (12am and 8pm, EST (sort of)). Remember to get those characters sorted and get stuck in! Talk to Legion for more details. [size=+1]- Recommended Reading[/size] Firstly, here's an interesting question: How will the 2017 MLP Movie be done know that we know the budget will be quite large?. Will it be Flash? CG? Traditionally Animated? It's an interesting question. I suppose, it would likely be flash as it's done so well for them so far but, no pony has said a word. Cadence, any light you can shed? {<3} I'll side on 'No'. My notes say it'll be released on Laser Disk the following month of it's release. Newcomer to the site, Shisen, revealed a collection of artwork she'd created. Mostly under the name 'Miyu', these anime inspired pieces seem pretty good. I hope we get to see more! I've been talking to my game consoles again. This time, it's the Wii U (again) and I've been talking about three games I brought when I got it: Mario Kart 8, Injustice: Gods Among Us and Super Mario 3D World. I hope it's worth a look. It even has a little surprise at the end. Lastly, The Bionic Brony wants to work on a Stop-Motion project and is asking for voice actors for this silly, comedic project. Any pony is allowed, apparently. Male or female. Minator or Persian Rug. And that's it for this week. Thank you for coming, Cadence. {<3} Sure. I'll be going. I need to find a certain pegasi. Oh come on. It's a joke. You should be calm and adult about this. {<3} Your right. Revenge needs a calm and adult approach to be effective. Excuse me, Twilight and I have plans to draw up. Umm...I think I should go check on that...
That's nice. Although, the Waifu Calculations are long enough to mummify most ponies like a Christmas present. I hope you like double-triple dodecahedrics.
