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  1. Aidan OGain

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    Toaster, is it a beetle? Just a wild shot in the dark.

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    PS: You're right. A nice swift kick to the groin can result in hospitalization. I knew a guy who landed on a traffic cone from a height. He was in stitches and a kind of diaper cast. Things that ought not to be blackish purple were. Still, I'm pretty sure that the pain is not greater than having your fingers and tongue sliced down the middle with a band saw. And if that's more painful than child birth, it's far less productive.
     
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    Nope, it's a Capri.

    I'm sorry; I know I shouldn't laugh, but that just cracked me up. How do you fall on a traffic cone from a height and land on that area?
     
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    If there was a like system on here I would like this xD

    Random fun fact, extreme pain in the testicular area can actually trigger a heart attack in those at risk for heart disease, so actually getting kicked in the balls can result in hospitalization and even death. :p
     
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    Thing is, women know 9 months in advance that the pain is coming. We NEVER know when we're going to get our grapes squashed! XD

    Why can't you do that now? And wouldn't it make more sense to just take pictures? You can tell your friends that "girl you" is your girlfriend.
     
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    No worries, he turned out fine. It happened at church. The church was doing some sort of "American Gladiator" type event one day as a way to get more youth in the door. I can't remember the rules of the particular game, but I do remember he fell in an improbably unfortunate manner and bullseyed the cone. He was a trooper. He kept on going until he got home and realized something was quite amiss. Then it was hospital time.

    As for which is worse, I'm still siding with women on this one. My mother was a woman. If my father ever was kicked in the jewels, he did not bear that pain for my sake.
     
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    Ah, but does the knowledge that your pain has a significant pay-off make it easier to bear? You get a baby out of childbirth, there is no upside to being kicked in the yarbles.
     
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    Woman choose to have children. No sane man has ever willingly been kicked in the goolies.
     
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    Unless they got paid a buttload! Hence, the Jackass show/movies!
     
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    That's Jackass though. Those guys are as the name of the movie documentaries suggest. It's too bad that one of the cast passed away though. But hey, we still get funny as hell crap from them such as Bad Grandpa.
     
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    What the heck happened to the topic at hand?

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    Hence the use of the qualifier 'sane.'
     
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    Sorry. I'm pretty sure I derailed this train. Apologies.

    but. Women. Go women.

    Also, I'm pretty sure I couldn't survive being a woman. I just don't have the fortitude. I have to leave being a woman to the experts.
     
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    Experts of women? ***** please. Only women are experts of themselves and they even confuse themselves.

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    Accepted. Now we can get back to the serious philosophical discussion we were having.

    HAVING BOOBIES WOULD BE SO FREAKIN' COOL!!!
     

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