"One!" Hi Ninjakitty. "I am back from my vacation. What did I miss?" Good question. I haven't been paying attention.
Right. As I thought. "Fair enough. I mean, to also be fair I'm a 3 foot tall cartoon cat." You're a cartoon. You know very well that is not your only form. "Well... I mean... Yea. I can also become a totally androgynous 5 foot furry. But I ain't no stinkin furry. I am a rill 'merican! HUH!" Alright. If you say so. So why was the Matriarch A.I. counting down?