You find... A secret compartment! "It contained" *rolls d6* "a new person!" No. No. No more people. I have 3 right now. We don't need more people here! "Too bad muthafrigger! I'm opening that secret compartment!" Not a real compartment! There's nothing for you to open to pull some random creature out of!!! Scans Indicate There Is One Compartment Exactly 3 Meters Due West Of Our Current Location. Don't help them! I Am Programmed To Assist All Manifestations Of Your Mind. In combat... not when they are disobeying me! HI! "I opened the thing. It's a small dog man." Where am I? Who are you? Do you want to be my friends? Son of a female dog... I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS! I SPECIFICALLY ASKED FOR NOT THIS! Yes. I am a son of a female dog. Help me. I am going mad. *slaps forehead*
Because everyone has like 500 characters, many of whom are poorly done attempts at canon characters. So... Can you help me? I am going to ignore this one. I have 3 characters too many already. "Don't worry, I'll help you puppy man! I'm Ninjakitty." I'm Spike. Fey Corgi Adventurer! "Oh my god. That's adorable." Ugh...
It's been around for a long time. When I joined this site, there wasn't any of the lovey dovey stuff.
Cuddling, kissing, etc. On the subject of OCs that are poor imitations of cannon characters I have several that are meant to be poor imitations. For instance since as far as I can tell we're still on the planet and I have the space to do this. "One shall stand and one shall fall." *The Stunticons appear out of nowhere and look like they're about to menace the wedding party when Optimus Prime appear and starts running over some of them and then transforming and shooting the others.* Where is he? Where is Megatron? See Opitimus here has gone a little Ku-ku in his old age he's forgoten that that war is long over and Megatrons not much of a bad guy anymore. He always has to appear in the manner from the movie.
I haven't seen any lovey dovey stuff. Closest thing to that has been the wedding, and one of the participants was a dangerous warrior queen from a race of hyper-intelligent and aggressive aliens. I didn't pay enough attention to know who the other was. Wow. You guys sound like you have a lot of nonsense going on. I love nonsense! Oh god. It's another one.
For the life of me I couldn't remember how to spell that...is it coo-coo? Maybe I should just say crazy and be done with it. I am not crazy, Megatron must be stopped no matter the cost! *As Optimus make this proclamation the stunticons slink away mumbling about the poor pay they get for being beaten up all the time.*
They, the Stunticons are a team of five bots that Optimus runs over and shoots every time he makes an entrance. The only reason they do it is cause during the war the Decepticons fused them in to one tiny bot, and Optimus shortly before he lost his sanity took the time to rebuild their old bodies. So they're loyal to Prime despite the constant beatings. Why do you always summon me when Megotron is nowhere around? Cause it's entertaining and the subject of cannon OC's came up.
"Seriously, Dreamer? You do not know who I married? You really should, considering you are partly responsible for her existence." -Woof.*- *On a completely different topic, THERE IS ANOTHER DOG HERE.
