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  1. CandyBar

    CandyBar New In Town

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    Hey there! Nice to meet ya! I'm a candy bar... or at least I wish I were. I'm actually just a new college student with a deadend job working nights xD

    I also enjoy gaming, but I'm too cheap to buy any of the new stuff. So what do I do instead? I bounce around on forums talking about how I'm too cheap to do anything I enjoy. Logical, no?

    Well, I should mention I have an incurable disease. It's known as.. babyface. I get mistaken for being a child absolutely everywhere. Every single time I want to sit down at some restaurant and enjoy a meal with pals, I get handed the children's menu. Geeeeze! At least the internet exists. We can post whatever age we want and just pray others believe you xD

    Anyways, that's about all the nonsense I can pull off the top of my head.... err, wrapper. See ya around the site!

    (P.S. Do you guys discriminate against robots? I was only given the option to click "I'm not a robot". Seems like you have something against fax machines as well. Hopefully this hatred of yours doesn't extend to sugary goodness in a wrapper xD)
     
  2. Rockout E. Stringer

    Rockout E. Stringer Feelin' guitty!!
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  3. truedemonicfire

    truedemonicfire Princess of Sound
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    NotWhatWeExpected Today is tomorrow New Zealand
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    Robots killed my parents.
    We need to keep a closer eye out for them from now on. ;~;

    Welcome to Everypony! Home of completely living, breathing organisms. Not a speck of technology. Nope, nothing.
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  5. Toaster Repair Pony

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    We've all had bad experiences with fax machines here.

    Welcome to the forum! If you're looking to kill some time, head over to the forum games.

    Try not to melt anywhere!
     
  6. Diamond

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    Welcome! :D
    And, please, don't kill me, or melt me, or anythin' you can think of to hurt me.And that above sentence was a joke :)

    Edit:I love sweets X3
     
  7. CandyBar

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    You have my condolences, you poor soul. I shall keep them in my prayers as they wander through the chocolate gates of sugar paradise.
    Still, isn't there a chance that some of these bots are in desperate need of friends? But instead they are barred access from this land because of their cold, mechanical parts? Are we not above such actions? xD

    "Make love, not war".. Yes, I ship ponies with fax machines now. And I have way too much time to kill. But not in a violent way.

    Why would you bring up such an insensitive topic as... melting.. in my introduction? It's a very tough subject for my kind to speak about. Why, just last week my brother was completely mutilated when he was placed in a child's back pocket. The horror... The horror....

    I would never think of doing such a thing! ..So long as you don't sit on me >.> And according to "that above sentence was a joke", your welcome was a lie :(
    Or at least I would be offended if I didn't read your edit. Sugar buddies forever xD
     
  8. Diamond

    Diamond Innocent Angel
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    The joke was the sentence that tells you to not kill me -.-

    I haven't see you post.You should.A good place to start is "Forum games". ;)
     
  9. CandyBar

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    Yeah, yeah, I know xD

    I don't know if I can post in other stuff yet. I have a notice saying I have "limited access". I'll test out a game in a bit!
     
  10. Prince of the night

    Prince of the night The secret Tyro~
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    You need min. 5 posts to get normal acces I think.
    Other than that, welcome to the forum.
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    I thought limited access just locked you out of chat?
     
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    Hello, and welcome to Everypony.
     
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    RainbowDash9000 Mistress of Awesomeness
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    Welcome to Everypony!
     
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    Usagi Convoy Creeping out Toaster Repair Pony since 8/31/2015
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    Welcome. Their defences were in adiquite as I got past them.
     
  15. Hero Mode

    Hero Mode I like Rarity, that is all

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    Nice to meet you, I hope that you'll enjoy your stay here.
     
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    Welcome to the Everypony Forum. It's so nice to see you round here. I'm the playful and rather flirtatious Changeling Queen~ I'm rather friendly so don't be afraid to talk to me if you want~

    Hehehehe~ I've taken the form of Gilda for the fun of it~ Anyway, have fun.

    Don't be a dweeb, dweeb~ jk~ X3
     
  17. CandyBar

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    Well then, I'll flop around my intro until I can get those 5 posts. Then I'll attack the games with an armada of sugary goodness. You won't even know what hit you.. Except I just told you.. But you get the point!

    Oh, so sentient robots are accepted, but not fax machines? That doesn't sit right with me!

    I'm a candy bar! How does one flirt with an inanimate object composed of delectable sugary goodness sealed up in a golden wrapper?

    Also, my father was a dweeb and so was his father. And his father's father! They were mass produced in the same factory after all! Their sugar runs through my veins! >.>

    EDIT: Forgot to say thanks for all the welcomes! You guys are awesome! Stay sweet my friends
     
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  18. MorphinBrony

    MorphinBrony Me me big boy
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    Hello and welcome to this place you're at right now. It exists.

    Sent from my pet rock using a Toyota
     
  19. Prince of the night

    Prince of the night The secret Tyro~
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    *is actually Luna dressed as a fax machine dressed as Nightmare Moon*
     
  20. Toaster Repair Pony

    Toaster Repair Pony Gigantic Member
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    Nah, I meant the chatroom, up at the top there? You should be able to post in the forum games already.

    She'll find a way...
     

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