This post is post-marked to appear to-day, but was written 4 days ago: That's..! No..! But..?! Time..! Wha..? Huu..?! But clocks don't have flux capacitors!
*pokes grey* Heh, I use my own laws of relativity/physics/time/reality/cupcakes. Besides, it seemed like an easy solution.....*poke*
This post is post-marked to appear to-day, but was written 4 days ago: *suddenly your poke reverberates against the flow of time and end up poking you with twice its initial force*
*is poked forcefully, knocking him back* Ow! All right, watch this! *struggles to poke grey back against the flow of time. His mighty poke breaks through the time barrier, poking grey*
This post is post-marked to appear to-day, but was written 4 days ago: *What ever appendage Zephyr used to poke me falls of after being fried by traversing, 4, 6, 8 and 10 dimensions* *flux pokes Zephyr*
*Casts "Reflect Poke" on self, then pokes self, creating an infinite loop of pokes. This creates infinite energy, which is constantly syphoned off to create infinite pokes for all of the things."
This post is post-marked to appear to-day, but was written 4 days ago: (This again.) Taps 1 blue 4 any! Casts Armored Cancrix using my temporal energies! It proceeds to poke you. *Armored Cancrix pokes DanSze*
This post is post-marked to appear to-day, but was written 4 days ago: *pokes Rashall, because he probably doesn't know Dan plays MTG.*
*taps three forests, all of them for black mana. Because Orochi Leafcaller.* *pokes all with -1/-1 counters*