Last to Post: Round Five

*Is now a cyborg eggplant with bunny ears*

 

*pokes the eggplant with Discord*

 

*Explodes leaving a jet black crystal behind*

 

*places a framed portrait of Michael Bay in front of the crystal*

 

*resents being used as a poking implement, turns Ridley into a cantaloupe*

 

*grows cantaloupe fists and punches Discord*

*explodes*

*re-forms as a wolf*

 

Hmm, I now need to invent a new fruit juice with the tagline: 'It's like being punched in the face by a cantaloupe!'

 

*Lio's voice orb pops in*

CBoD's death crystals use a different operating system than mine. Same activation word, but Crystal won't show up. Honestly I'm not sure what will happen. While CBoD is one of my mains, this is the first time he's left a crystal. With that explanation out of the way, back to Rimmer's World.

*Lio's voice orb pops out*

 

*gets bored and eats the black crystal*

 

What have you done...?

 

He done something alright.

 

*makes TRP throw up the crystal by feeding him his terrible cooking*

 

Pirate Dog appears!

Pirate Dog eats the vomit and the crystal!

"Why did you not stop him? That was disgusting."

He may be a genetically modified superdog, but he's still a dog.

 

So, he's a Super Pirate Dog?

 

Actually, he's a Newfoundland.

Pirate Dog is his name.

 

I've always wondered what it's like there...

 

In Newfoundland?

I imagine it's pretty much like the rest of Canada.

 

I didn't know it was part of Canada. I knew it was separated from Labrador Peninsula.

 

Apparently they do.

 

I think the only city in the U.S. named after a dog is Boston.