The Poke Thread of Pokes

*pokes Rashall and Thana*

"Stop that. It's rude."

"poking people like you own the place."

 

*pokes pixel*

*runs far away*

 

*gives chase*

"You are getting one hay of a poke when I catch you."

*pokes er'body while chasing greyOne*

 

*drops a note for pixel without stopping*

Spoiler: Note

I do long distance running.
I run for roughly 50 minutes straight everyday at 10:00PM.
Why?
Because I'm good at running.
Running fast and for a very, very long time.

Let's see how long you can keep up for.

PS. I also taught myself to write and read things while running.

 

*reads note*

inner monologue

I guess I'll have to set up a trap for him. Maybe a trapeze, no that wont work. A time sheen, he does like time travel. Yes brilliant, I shall build a time sheen.


*builds a time sheen*

*sets up trap*

*waits for the return of the greyOne. Finger ready to poke.*

 

*observes pixel from a distance*

O..K.. then?

*puzzled expression*

*sudden clarity*

*pulls out a water pistol*

*squirts pixel*

EDIT: *proceeds to run away*

 

*pokes pixel and grey*

 

"darn it" "okay, brainstorm time." HMMM......

"got it"

*Travels back in time and stops grey from poking me*

*pokes Rashall* from the past.

ROFLskate.

 

*pokes pixel*

 

*pokes TwiDash*

:derpe:

 

*pokes TwiDash*

:derpe:

 

*pokes DRD*

 

*pokes everyone on Ventrilo.*

 

*retroactively places a temporal lock on pixel to stop that poke. Like a boss*

 

*flies around on a DeLorian, shooting fingers at everything.*

 

*pokes back, on Ventrilo*
:Trollestia:

 

*pokes DanSze*

 

Fire the finger cannon.

*pokes er'body*

 

*pokes pixel*

 

*points finger at DanSze*
*casts scorching ray hitting DanSze with 3 rays of heat for 12d6 damage*