Community Post #139 Dear Celestia, we're not very far away from 150 Community Posts are we? Good...just...Wow. Anyway, are you ready for more story? Are you sitting comfortably? Then SIT DOWN! All In A Days Work - An Everypony Fanfic - Rambled Incoherently by Tyro The Fox Part II Tyro strides into the General Chat, the place where everypony knows your screen name. With a low murmur of a TV playing the second of the 'Canterlot Wedding' episodes while it trundled through the entirety of the show, the place was quite quiet on the Monday afternoon. On one end, S.P.I.K.E was tending the bar, marching back and forth with purpose as he refilled things or fetched a sullen Ridley another drink. Sitting at a table was Dilly Star, shuffling through a deck of cards one by one. He chats to the changeling queen next to her while selecting the right things for his next grand strategy. He covers the table in cards, occasionally holding up one of them to regale another tale to Poisonous Nightmare. The polite nods would likely only get her so far, even with her gaming knowledge. Maybe it'll make sense in a bit, when she manages to actually remember Dilly's own blogs on the subject. On another table, Diamond reveals his latest Youtube Find. On his laptop, a man runs an experiment. Posing as a homeless man, he sees if asking for help getting intoxicated or trying to support a little girl would get more money through begging. While him and Minterwute mist up quickly as the sad display unfolds. The video concludes, Diamond closing the lid of his laptop: "Wasn't that just the saddest..." Both of their eyes are turned towards a smiling Tyro. He was just standing there, apparently staring into some sort of middle distance. It was as if there was a uniquely fascinating molecule of air just past his nose that he couldn't look away from. "Hi Tyro." Minty said, "You OK there?" The fox jerks his head up, focusing on Minty. "All the, better now that I am found AreYouOK.com. A place to, check if you, are coming with any infectious diseases. I am safe but could you be too? Subscription is free for first moneth." There was an uncomfortable pause. "Are you OK? You seem kinda..." Diamond began but then withered a little as Tyro's head swivelled around to lock eyes with him. "I'm good." Tyro said. "No need to worry about me with makemoneynow.com." Another pause, mainly to fully contemplate what was happening. Or maybe to understand why Tyro wouldn't stop smiling. "I'm going to go get a drink." Minty said, attempting to slip around the beaming fox when his eyes seem to light up. "Drink! I know a joke. Want to hear it?" "Maybe when I come-" "Knock knock!" Minty sighs: "Who's there." "Have you ever worried that you're not entirely man enough to satisfy where it really counts?" For Minty, the penny drops. For Diamond, he gets the full glare of Tyro's stare as he slowly moves a little closer. It's now that he notices that he hasn't blinked yet. "And sir!" He said to him, unflinchingly staring like a mannequin covered in a red fur coat that just had to tell you something, "Big Babes are just a moment away if you act now you...can..." As if melting, Tyro flops into his lap. His joints apparently deflating while the mouth whirred down to a dull crawl, fizzing and popping as sparks fly out of the cavity Minty had discovered inside the fox's torso. He was holding two wires he'd ripped out, continuing to rip out more and more and throwing them behind him. Diamond shuffles from out beneath the now quite dead Tyro, the noise of his chair alerting the others in the room. Dilly and Poisonous hover over Minty's shoulder. There was Tyro, as lifeless as a doll and a whole bank of circuits inside his chest where Minty was able to rummage inside. "What did you do to Tyro?!" "Oh, that's not Tyro." Minty said. "That's a Spambot." To Be Continued. Because why not? - Site News Does this count as site news? Eh, I'm gonna add it in anyway. Me and Foxytail are going to be in Germany this weekend attending Galacon. Yeah, not only am I out of the country but I'll be at a con, where you can actually physically touch me or actually genuinely physically tell me that there's something the site really needs to be added in real lifeness. So, that's something nice. - Recommended Reading Right! Let's see here... Yeah, that video Diamond had on his laptop in the story is real. And the outcome is pretty sucky though sweet. Sort of. One of those feelie sort of things, folks. Get your hankies out. For more sad thoughts, how about a thread on whether Season Six will be the last season of MLP. What do you think? Will they keep going or will Six be enough? Man, the negativity is high this week. Next is an obvious trap that the staff here will be watching carefully in case you say something untoward. Nah! I'm just kidding, it's a thread on bad experiences with forum staff. Thankfully, that never happens here. Or else, it's THE COOLER FOR YOU! Morphin' did a tiny little review for Tony Hawk's Underground. A tiiiiny wee review but it's there all the same. Dilly is here to educate and ramble once more about Magic: The Gathering. Here, with cards that look awesome, but suck harder than a black-hole powered vacuum cleaner. Sometimes, good art and good mechanics don't coincide. Sad but true. And THEY GET THE COOLER FOR SIX WEEKS! THAT'LL TEACH YOU FOR SAYING MY ANSWER TO EVERYTHING IS THE COOLER! COOLER FOR EVERYONE! And lastly...Whut? So, till next week, I'll be in Germany looking for Pony Shirts, Pony Plushies and All my Pony Accessories at Galacon. Pony on, pony pony.
Wait, her laptop?Are you refering to me, or someone? EDIT: MATE!I'M A MAN! MATE!!! xD ARE YOU KIDDING ME? LOLOLOLOLOL xDDDDD
Nice one, Tyro. Anyways, I like the fan-fic idea, it's quite entertaining! Besides that, many people think I'm a male anyways! But, still it's really funny how you thought Diamond was a girl! xD Don't worry, we all make mistakes.
I wasn't trying to be negative. I was just stating sentiment of what I've seen others say on other MLP: FiM forums and Equestria Daily.
Pretty good, but you forget to mention my rugged good looks and overwhelming aura of pure masculinity.
Sorry, there wasn't time to depict you riding a Lion-noceros with flowing hair, biceps the size of a side of beef and draped in naked women. Best I can do for next time is a kinda neat t-shirt with a Pokemon Red cartridge on it.
Lol I'd look forward to part three for sure. Regretting being late to the party on this one. Hehehehe~ First of all, yay for the mention in the Fan-Fic! For second. Yeah, my latest blog post kinda got a lot of attention for sounding non-sensical. I think it's a hoax, but IDK anymore. I just wanted to post something random in my blog. Though If I remember right, my friend mentioned something about it. I think it was on Facebook. IDK.
