Summoning people is hard. I only know of one spell, and there's no guarantee that it'll work. Sdrow esrever! I summom thee! Come forth, @Empyrean Nikkou!
"There's a flash from above, and the Drow's Sword falls -- pommel-first -- upon the summoner's head." I look up from a manuscript. "The script calls for an Earth-shattering cry of pain, mister destroyer of worlds. I'll be counting on you to deliver." You both are clearly suffering from a mental malady and require heavy medication, in the form of real fun. In capsule form, even. And senzu beans. Okay, I might have lied about the fun part, but you'll definitely need the senzu beans.
They're form Dragon Ball. They fill your stomach for ten whole days. It has the side affect o healing people too. See Nikkou , you're an addiction. Once people get to know you they can't get enough of you.
Let's say we don't know and remain virgins. And once they get to know you, they'll have no trouble spotting logical fallacies like these.
