Aw damn it! I missed my chance for the obligatory 'Neighbour of the Beast' comment! Oh no wait, I have one more chance!
Actually, the number of the beast is 616; a modern witch's coven, or... Jesus and his disciples. DUN-DUN-DUNNNN! (Even though Jesus had two hundred disciples. <_< )
Double sure! And make sure they're McDonald's fries! And... A distraction! I guess it's blasphemous that he had the nerve to die for all of our sins, too. Now no one can work that out for themselves. ;/