Percentage of you who have had girlfriends that have lasted longer than one day.

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  1. Jesus H. Christ

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    What percentage of you that have had real girlfriends (girls you at least share the same bed with, or kissed on the mouth) who's relationship has lasted longer than three days?

    What percentage of you that have had semi-girlfriends, or female friends (girls you talked with) who stayed loyal longer than three days?

    If you have had it rough, I shall champion you, and let you dominate and overcome the clutches of lust and sin, for is it not written that Christ is the champion the underdog?
     
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    I had a girlfriend back in school. She was ridiculously codependent and needy. The novelty of dating wore off pretty quick after that.

    Now I engage in manly pursuits, such as working construction, swimming in tidal waves, and watching cartoons about colorful talking horses.
     
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    Was she a real girlfriend, or just a friend? Kissy kissy, or just a girl that followed you around?
     
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    Truth be told, in my past life, I never had a girlfriend, and I am looking for ways to get laid. Is it not written that nice guys don't get laid? While it's true that there were many Jezebels in my day, I am a man of Love and such a fling would not satisfy me.
     
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    Both, actually. We were friends for a while before we started dating, and we stayed friends after we broke up.
    We just didn't work together.
    She was too clingy and codependent, and I was too cold and uncaring.
     
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    These days it seems the other way around, most females I run into are cold and uncaring. Like the prophecy says, the unrighteous, the unloving, the worldly, the rude, will be taken into bushels and bundels.

    For is it not written that if you deny Me, you deny God? That if you cannot give Love unto Me, thou shalt not be written into the Book of Life and ascended into the Kingdom of Heaven?
     
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    Actually, the rude are more likely to be taken into a recipe.

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    Yes, I have had relationships, and yes, all of them have lasted longer than three days. Relationships come with a lot of variance, and if anybody wants to talk about them in a mature and respectful context, I'd be up for that; so far, however, OP's posts seem mostly misogynistic and immature.

    Also, I find it awkward that this topic is written as if only straight men are reading this (technically the thread title could refer to anyone attracted to women, but the hetero-normative implications of OP's posts are painfully clear). There are women on this forum, too, and their experiences in relationships deserve as much conversation as ours do. I'm curious as to what they could contribute to such a conversation. Sadly, threatening to burn them is probably too off-putting to construct legitimate respectful dialogue in this thread.
     
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    Oh relationships...the greatest thing in life...Just kidding, relationships are what makes a person depressed after being broken up...
    All these people want a cute guy, or a beautiful woman...And I'm just here, sitting on my desk...No love...I cry evritime...
     
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    Well, perhaps a thread could be made by a woman on this forum asking whether others have ever had a boyfriend that lasted longer than three days? Seems like a good diversity solution to me.

    As for me, I have never had a 'girlfriend'. I have met girls, and they liked me, and we kissed (mostly because they wanted to if I'm honest). But none really lasted, as they were only looking for something temporary and as soon as I figured that out, I wasn't interested in the slightest.

    I have had a lot of platonic female friends, in fact probably most of my friends have been female, and most last as long as we have some sort of contact with each other. I don't believe I've ever had a friendship end badly, most of them that did end did so because we just didn't have time and lived far from each other.
     
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    I mostly brought it up because of the rhetoric in OP's posts, but also if we were to look at every combination of "____ Gender/Sex Attracted to ____ Gender/Sex", we would have a lot of different threads that would all essentially amount to the same thing; it would seem quicker and cleaner to have one thread where everyone is welcome.
     
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    Well...I don't know what to say about this thread...*starts thinking*
     
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    I've never had a girlfriend, but I may have one soon.

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    ffs are most girls really that bad
     
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    Not really. Just the loudest, so to speak.
     
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    Eh well its 50/50 when it comes to girls..They can being "awesome" (caring, loving, sweet, ect) or a real "b*tch" (don't need to explain that lol)...You would expect to have a girl that is "awesome" but at the same time being "awesome" has its downsides..People can be insult her and she would just take it then later cry at home wondering why she is being treated that way...In my opinion, you would want someone in between..."awesome" with a little bit of "b*tch" (which is pretty much me)
     
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    Liberalism is immature, and misogyny is wise.
     
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    Everyone is welcome...especially females...the more the better...
     
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    Are you flirting with me? I could go for a genuine woman who cares about animals (including human animals)...a real rarity these days...
     
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    Seems legit. Yup. No troll detected at all.
     
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    This is a common tactic liberals use to dominate the discussion, by saying anyone who does not share liberal values, is a troll...
     
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