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* pokes all * Like that?

 

I'm guessing Eqestria doesn't have poker....

 

Who said we were playing poker?

I only play one type of poker, and you wouldn't let us play that...

 

The one where I poke you guys? Or the card game?

 

You don't wear clothes. Neither do I normally.

 

What are you talking about?

I meant extreme canon poker.

 

.....right....

 

But I look so awesome in this hoodie!

 

I feel as though I'm becoming less and less of a presence in my own home thread.

 

Joining @Rockout E. Stringer in the shadows of this topic?

 

I refuse! I helped to make this thread what it is! SirSPT, Dreamer, NarrowLeaf, me, and Alice! Without us, this game would have died in the second round!

 

I don't think I've seen Alice here for months...

 

Sometimes the time comes to pass the torch. Not that I'm crazy about you passing it to Tony and RD. No offense TRP RD.

 

"I have been busy. I am married now, and I have spent the last two months negotiating an alliance with the Galactic Council to combat the Karapsian swarm-fleet.

 

No.

My torch.

 

Nah, I've got Chaos Chains, and I can barely cope with that...

Why waste two months negotiating? That's two months you could have spent running away!

 

"Armiistaans do not run. The Karapsi are only a threat to us because their swarmships outnumber our Grand Fleet one thousand to one."

There's also the fact that there's about seven trillion of the bastards in the Sagittarius Arm alone.

"That is also a factor."

 

See, that's why I'd want those two months to find a really good hiding spot.

 

Either that or introduce a virus that makes them ignore you.

 

"We tried viral weaponry. They adapted and evolved. If anything, it made them even more dangerous.
...
It was not one of my better strategies."