Well as a techno-organic life form I don't produce snot. I saw some on Pirate Dog's nose, so in order to make the tissue used, I wiped it off.
For this exact situation! Do try and keep up Lio... Also, I'm going to leave this here, because it's just fantastic.
You win. I'll design my next body with snot, poop, gas, and the ability to sing Brittney Spears songs. Until then I'll torture you with this video