You start a fashion trend, and soon everyone is wearing their shirts backwards. [DEITY] looks down, sees that everyone's torsos are on backwards, and decides to flip them back around to how they belong. *pets a random cat*
The overly obsessed cat lady next door sees you petting a cat and intends to steal if from you. Little does she know that when she tries to sneak in, the whole world explodes because of one old lady's jealousy over a cat. That jealousy was caused by you! *Sits on a park bench*
As you are sitting on it, a man who usually performs indecent acts with the park bench walks past, put off by your presence. Frustrated, he goes home and writes a short story about the deep and uncommon love he and the park bench share, in which you feature as the antagonist, trying to keep them apart. He then uploads the story to the internet, where it goes viral, spawning all kinds of memes and merchandise, and eventually being adapted into a movie featuring Adam Sandler as the man, the bench, and you. A passing ship, belonging to a far more culturally and technologically advanced species than our own, intercepts the broadcast of this movie, and from it decides that the Human race no longer deserves to live, and so glasses the surface of the planet from orbit. *flips his pillow over to the cool side*
I don't think we can top this, folks. OT: The pillow is actually a disguise for a terrorist-made trigger for all the nuclear missiles in the world, and the button is on the cool side. *watches Barney for nostalgia's sake*
Just watching the show causes the planet to blow up. The End. *Plays "It's over 9000!" out loud over every speaker and intercom in the world*
Due to an unexpected quantum fluctuation the sound is amplified over 9 quintrillion decibels and the world is destroyed as a result. *yawns*
your mouth grows to an impossible size and you swallow the world *uploads a fanfiction to the internet*
The fanfiction was accidentally sent to the leader of a country where the original source material is banned. He interprets this as an act of war, and begins funding research on genetic warfare. The scientists accidentally develop a zombification virus without knowing it, and once deployed, it infects everyone. *flushes the toilet*
Little did you know, the chemical factory across town is illegally dumping waste into the sewers. The dangerous chemicals mix with your waste and create an unstoppable mutant poo monster. *doesn't post the next thing*
