Last to Post: Round Five

*is said mutha*squee!*er, eats the internet once more*

 

*watches as you die from food poisoning, then rebuilds once more*

 

I poisoned it with Dull Poppy oil.

You know, the plant that's the polar opposite of Poison Joke?

The plant that is so boring and mundane that its extracted oil is capable of disabling chaos magic?

Yeah. That one.

 

huh. *looks at Eris* well, there goes our deity of chaos.

 

Eeyup. I wonder if she'll figure out the cure before it becomes permanent?

 

*gives Eris a pile of poison joke*

 

Everyone's best friend

 

Poison Joke is not the cure. That would be too easy.

 

awww......... I know! *throws Eris into the chos dimension, where she lands in a pool of pure chaos*

 

Cerali the Car topic actually got this topic some life so it get's a pass. The same with the eating of the internet.

It really annoys me when people say global warming is real and everyone who doesn't thing so is ignorant. I'm sorry they started this global warming crap back before Back to the Future. They said we start seeing their end of the world crap in 30 years. Well guess what it's been 30 year. It ain't nothing like they said it would be. They can't predict the weather for 24 hours in advance. What the hell makes them think the can get 10, 20, or 200 years right.

 

*flops about in it then wakes up*

Urgh... I feel like how I actually feel...

 

You people are no fun. Do you have any idea how hard it is to get Dull Poppies?

 

Oh, poppies.... At first I misread it as 'puppies'.

This actually makes a lot more sense now.

*gives Ridley a bouquet of random assorted flowers*

 

I thought the same thing! xD

 

I'm glad it wasn't puppies though; I don't wanna eat them!

 

Dull Puppies aren't too hard to find.

 

What!?

You take that back! All puppies shine like the sun!

 

I take back nothing. I will admit that it's hard to find pictures of dull puppies.

 

There is no such thing!

 

*falls over and wiggles as soon as I enter the room* Puppy love!