Somewhere in the world, a silly knucklehead has just face-planted after watching the latest episode of MLP and trying to copy Sweetie Belle. Another goofball now has a hurt back and rug burns from said copying of Sweetie Belle's actions. One person out of every three-hundred has probably gotten it right and put it on Youtube in bed. The next con: Someone's probably gonna get a bunch of people trying this and make a video tutorial on how to in bed. Next, we'll be seeing it on Dev in bed.
Btw, @testy, the one who wishes to be the one in bed. It's me from my sig in bed. Well... now FORMER sig. I dub the FillerSze, stick man!
Just watched some skyrim footage. If I disappear from the forums for about a month, don't wonder why. Skyrim looks so amazing. [video=youtube;3Azz-6oT08c]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3Azz-6oT08c[/video]
So. I was doing random photoshipping. Then I did some more photoshipping, except this time it was literal. Then I posted this and left. I came back. Dan's sig. My face. The desk. Now cannon. This is just like rep on this forum. I don't understand what drives people to give me rep when they do. I've gotten rep for (and don't understand why): Bumping a forum game. Expressing an opinion. Commenting on something. Commenting on DRD's favourite ship. Then, I was repped, but didn't actually get rep for: Explaining the rep system in the form of 3 haikus. Rep System. And more importantly ponies giving out rep. Where is your semblance of sanity? Even I have some form of this demeanor of sanity I put on for the general public. Albeit I lack the real McCoy, but that's irrelevant. Everypony. Y U NO REP SENSING MAKE? EDIT: REALLY! REALLY?! That's like walking out of a presentation about eating healthy and going to eat fast food. EDIT 2: That was the most anti-climactic way of getting my first green gem. Thanks... When I find out who you are; I will come to your house and breath on you while you sleep.
I realize. It was someone with 3000 <= post count <= 3999. Math. I will find you. You cannot hide. Oh. And Thanks. But. Anti-climactic rep is anti-climactic. EDIT: Quickly, let's make a dummy account and rep it to see if you can have more than one red gem! Spoiler No.
I leave to go for fencing. I come back, content with the knowledge that I proved to others that I am a train that uses quantum physics to turn other trains into potatoes, which I then mash and b*tchslap onto walls. I then see people saying something about 15 delicious meat gems, grey getting rep for facedesk, and people deciding that My Little Cactus from the Quotable Quotes thread is a good idea. Oh lawd.
Ah. But you are missing the insanity that is ensuing. Everywhere. http://www.everypony.com/forums/showthread.php?917-Pony-Vending-Machine&p=73432#post73432