Last to Post: Round Five

*smacks Tony with a fire hydrant*

*drags Elvis to the nearest concert hall*

*sits down*

 

Ladies and gentlemen, Elvis has entered the building.

 

So, if you had a time machine and had to choose between saving the Titanic or seeing Elvis live, which concert would you go to?

 

If I had a time machine I wouldn't go to any concerts. I'd go back one day and win the lottery.

I'd also appriciate it if people didn't hit me with fire hydrants.

*snickers and continues hugging Elvis*

 

Just one lottery?

Why not every lottery for a year?

Also, I just realized that I left Mr. T and Samuel L. Jackson off my list of the coolest guys ever and I shouldn't have done that.

 

One lottery a year would arouse suspicion.

Mr. T and Elvis are too goofy to be cool, awesome as they are, Sinatra and Reynolds lived too long to be cool, and Jackson... Jackson is cool, but this is how Jackson spends his free time:

And this is how McQueen spent his free time:

 

"You are both wrong. The coolest Terran alive is Queen Elizabeth II of England."

 

You mean the one that wandered about doing nazi salutes as a girl?

 

"I seem to recall she helped fight the Nazis."

 

Did she?

Must have been difficult, she was still a child at the time...

 

XD

For the record one doesn't have to travel in time to see Elvis. Dimensional travel works too. Less of a chance of cause issues too. There are plenty of dimensions where Elvis didn't die he just went home. There is one were Elvis is a Timelord and his regeneration have been equally popular. However in that Dimension Michel Jackson is the Master to his Doctor, which is why he was so dislpleased when his human/timelord duaghter married Michel.

 

ran·dom
ˈrandəm/
adjective

1. 1.
   made, done, happening, or chosen without method or conscious decision.
   "a random sample of 100 households"
   synonyms: unsystematic, unmethodical, arbitrary, unplanned, undirected, casual, indiscriminate, nonspecific, haphazard, stray, erratic; More
   
   
2. 2.
   informal
   odd, unusual, or unexpected.
   "I find it impossible to not laugh at such a random guy"

 

Good now that's you've looked it up maybe you'll stop accusing non-random things as random.

 

Moo~ *wiggles*

 

PT is down?

 

Queen Elizabeth II served as a mechanic and driver with the Auxiliary Territorial Service during WWII.
She was nineteen when she joined.
Apparently, she bugged her father for an entire year before he gave in and let her enlist.

 

Oh yeah, now you mention it I do remeber that. That's where she learnt to drive, and how she could drive her Land Rover through her Scotish estate with her dogs, to follow her husband on his deer stalking.

All of which was bankrolled for by the taxpayer.

God protect that outdated drain on our resources.

 

Are you sure you're British? Next you're gonna tell me that you don't like tea and crumpets!

 

Yeah. I tried getting on myself, but it said that a 'unexpected database error' occurred.

 

Also, I was under the impression that the British Royal Family pretty much had their own money.

I don't think they pay taxes though.