Ask CptB. questions to which you don't have the answers, and get uneducated responses.

Aye. I shall not do research in any way shape or form until I have already written a sentence or more of blind answering. Any research done on a subject will be specified when applicable.

Now ask away! Ask anything!

 

I like liquid genres, but my favorite song is Under the Sea.

That's a lie.

Orchéstral is my favorite genre. Not orchestral, but orchéstral. Gotta say it like a Brit who means it! Though I do like orchéstral best, I find myself capable of enjoying every genre out there. Exept sea shanties. Those are like bubblegum commercial jingles to me. *shudders*

...Ham...You can't have any... ;m;

 

1. Weird Al is my hero and needs to make more songs about spelling and grammar.
2. No, but I have played my brother's copy of A Link Between Worlds.
3. The Dark World? What is this, a Thor movie?
4. An Autobot.
5. Naw, I already got some good rates on my head of lettuce.
6. Nowhere. The space/time continuum is a fragile thing.
7. See answer #42.
8. I can't see why the question could be mute if it was only a blurb of text in the first place.
9. I seem to have either neglected the knowledge, or just have never encountered this 'Red Dwarf'. Sounds like some kind of Middle-Earth inn come to think of it.
10. What is it? Some form of beverage that temporarily impairs my brain?
11. No. Gimme more. (...Razzle Dazzle *shot*)
12. I do! I do, Lioconvoy, my dear little boy! (yes, I am aware that you are the elder between us)
13. Sounds like something Aslan would have sword-wielding mice do.
14. Used to. I played Diamond, Colosseum, Gale of Darkness, Stadium 2 and Mystery Dungeon Blue Rescue Team. Maybe more. (or less. depending on what you consider 'playing a game')
15. Either Mystery Dungeon for the feels and characters, or Colosseum for the fantastic music, shadow Pokémon, double-battles, difficulty and Mirror B. Stinkin' Mirror B.
16. Unsure. It's hard to make judgements on people and their current ails based upon the text they posted on a pixelated screen unless specified blatantly.
17. Being tempted to watch FMA by multiple people, but it's a bit lower on my 'to watch' list. The Office is my priority when I finally decide I'm bored enough to stoop down to the low levels of television.
18. You mean that samurai Spider-Man? Haven't met him personally.
19. The one who lives on Drury Lane? Got arrested two weeks ago for hit-and-run.
20. No, 'cuz I actually answered this one first.

 

Aye, sadly I must say that 42 is all I really know about the guide at this point in time, though I do hope to read the book sometime soon.

Given my luck, the Dark World would likely turn me into an octopus or keese or something. I can only hope I'd become a turtle.

Ah, television I presume. Not a cup of tea I have sipped from for a few years now. I quite like the lack of television in my life; it lets me focus on more important things like hanging out on forums about little girls' pony plushies with a bunch of grown men.

As for the song... A beauty that is! Aslan approved, I'm sure. I'll file that away to be my theme song for when I go over the edge of the world after turning into an anthropomorphic mouse. (lul, now I can't get the image of Mickey falling off of the earth out of my head)

 

1. I picked up a Wii remote once, but it hurt my arm.
2. My quest is to pay homage to one of the funniest guys I have ever come across on the Internet by blending his style of humor along with my own. However I came up with something completely different, though I think it's safe I say that there have been no *ribbit* unnatural side-effects.
3. I can't say that I have ever tried to do so (granted that my house is too cheap for a real chimney), but you may be able to receive the answers you seek if you ask other people such as Santa Clause or the Grinch. I hear that your best bets at reaching one of the two is via mail, or by boisterously chanting joyful and triumphant carols near a garbage chute.
4. Internet speech + caps lock. Arguably, this trend was popularized by PeanutButterGamer. Though the caps lock part is probably just has the Internet to blame. NO EXPLAIN PROPER.
5. Cheese actually originated back in the 1800s in a laboratory. Scientists were trying to make some sort of peace offering for the occasion that extra-terrestrial beings descended to the earth. The project was abandoned when Dr. James Cheese discovered that their invention was rather 'delectable' and 'creamy'. By 1810, cheese (named after Dr, James Cheese himself) was popularized all around the world, and the team of scientists that first created the substance became the untold first millionaires. The fact of their wealth is often overlooked as the team eventually went on to convince the world that that the moon was actually constructed of 98% cheese (the other 2% was unknown, but many speculated that it was something not unlike parsley) and to establish the very first headquarters for their team, The Lunar Naughty (later popularized as The Illuminate after a typo in the New York Times).
6. Eat the kelp, obviously. It is green, and Mama always tells you to eat the greens. Though people don't usually appreciate your obedience to your mother when at golf courses.
7. I fail to see any importance or hidden references within this statement. So instead of answering, I shall now do impersonations. Moo~
8. Squawk!!
9. I'm sorry, I do not. Especially if you are referring to the bunghole that produces dietary refuse.
10. I'm not sure, but I do know that it is not the writer of the original song, as he seems to have been the first to wonder who committed the crime. Unless of course he turns out to be a jerk looking for a scapegoat.
11. Short answer: yes. Long answer: yes I do.
12. Judging by the fact that many people find 32 their favorite colour of the alphabet, I can blatantly make it known to you that I do not care about how one counts to 'purple'.
13. There goes the grammar again.
14. I would recommend a book on how to do so, but your grammar makes me doubt your ability to read. I could write a book for you on how to read, though that might prove a tad redundant.
15. Nearly. And it's a good thing; by this point I think I'm trying too hard.
16. Would I-- what??
17. I do believe it is not Charlie Brown. I do know that What is on second, though.
18. I do believe 'Baba' is more fitting.
19. As long as she understands the magic of friendship, I don't see why not.
20. No. In fact; it has only just begun!
21. Whoops. I got carried away while presetting the numbers. Numbers are very special to me, you know.

 

That's my boy! (yes, again, I am aware that you are the elder between us)

Whoops, that's a double-post. I shall recede to my corner of shame now.

 

I've been asked this many times at the various social events I've been a part of (mostly youth groups), but I never seem to be able to settle on one thing. One particular superpower that pops up often is time manipulation. I've also thought of telepathy, the power of persuasion, the force, shape shifting, money (like batman) and so forth. I'd use these superpowers for various reasons, but I'd like to think of most of them as being used for good.

However, there is one superpower that I want beyond all others, regardless if for good or evil...

The ability to control all forms of cottage cheese.

Fight me.

 

...................

No.

I am actually not. As much as it would be fun to act as if I were actually a barnacle, I can't keep roleplaying in real life. Gotta be serious on forums like these from time to time.

Oh yeah, this quote:

That never happened.

 

Footloose! No wait, that was just bad...

Uh... Struggling to find titles...

That's the thing. I don't watch TV, and when it comes to movies, I'm very picky about what I watch. As a result, I see a lot of movies that are between 'not that great' and 'oh my gosh I want a Night Fury'.

So unless I can come up with an edit to add onto this post... No. I haven't watched a movie that was so terrible that it made me love the guts out of it.

...For some reason I have this urge to watch Gumby now...

Edit: I feel inclined to give the Transformers movies an honorable mention. The only two I've seen that is. The movies themselves were just so... Bleh. I couldn't care less about the human characters. But I liked the movies because the fight scenes were too good to ignore, even if I didn't care a smidgen for anything but the earth dying. Also, Optimus is always made of solid swag no matter what he's in.