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Toaster is a he! Not an it!

*mumbles to herself and tries to open the door*

 

I'd recommend not opening that door!

 

*the door opens onto a gray abyss, littered with daydreams and nightmares. and vague ideas for characters. and toaster, over in the corner staring into the void.*

 

* walks in *

Everything is so pretty. ......

 

*gasps, then flies into the void, avoiding the various flying dreams, and pulls Toaster out*

Are you okay!?

*continues staring vacantly*

Crumpets... fried?

 

* doesn't pay attention to anything else *

 

*rushes to hide the less appropriate dreams, some of which involve her and Toaster* he's mine!

 

*glares at Berrilyn*
He doesn't belong to anyone!

Singularity... cacti....

 

oh dear.... how much extra love poison did you give him Berrilyn!?

 

Berrilyn....?
*looks over at her and smiles*

Dammit Berrylin! You broke him! Now who'll make pancakes just the way I like them!?

 

*blinks as a dream of Eris's preferred pancakes floats over*

 

*tries to snatch it out of the air*

*keeps smiling and starts crawling over to Berrilyn*

 

*watches as the pancakes coalesce on a plate in front of Eris*

*hugs Toaster happily*

 

*squeaks happily and starts nomming them, plate and all*

Toaster... love... Berrilyn...~
*hugs back and goes limp*

 

hehe~ sleepyhead

*shrugs and noms a dream muffin*

 

*smiles and kisses her cheek*

*finishes her pancakes and watches Toaster, frowning*
Well... he seems happy I suppose...

 

*blushes and giggles*

*gives Eris a device that can generate infinite Toaster-dream-pancakes*

 

*smiles and snuggles Berrilyn lovingly*

*sighs and takes the device*
I suppose you can keep him... as long as you promise to look after him!

 

i don't think I have a drinking problem, but I'm seriouslty considering getting one.