The Vending Machine!

You get all Crash Bandicoot games in one mega game!

I put in SEGA~

 

You get Sonic Boom: Rise of Lyric.

I insert a Blink-182 song.

 

You get the live music!

Damn you Trollestia!

 

You inserted nothing and thus receive:


*inserts a silver dollar*

 

This song plays from the machine, despite there being no speakers.

I insert a pack of coffee.

 

you get sleeplessness

i insert trains

 

A pair of Vans pops out, but they're about 4 sizes too small for your feet.

I insert a block.

 

You get a guy called a block head.

I put in Gumby~

 

you get nightmares of clay people being killed over and over again! :3

I insert genocide

 

You get horror

I put in a paradox

 

you get the enraged Doctor

I insert Chara

 

The complete spelling, character, comes out printed on a piece of paper.

I insert a red star.

 

you get a powerless superman

I insert the golden muffin

 

You get the golden number.

I insert a polystyrene head.

 

you get a giant gummy bear.

i insert the fact that i have work in a bit.

 

You get a long day ahead of you.

I insert off days.

 

you get me actually wanting to be at work.

i insert "Bye Blackie, im off to work now." recorded, and stuck on repeat via cheap mp3 player.

 

You get a bowl of curry waiting for you on the table in return.

I insert a showerhead.

 

you get less than child-friendly thoughts, because this is the internet :3


I insert a blindfold!

 

you get a blindness potion that lasts for 2min

insert domino game