Last to Post: Round Five

*rubs his cheek*

Affection hurts!

 

*giggles and slaps TRiP again, this time less forcefully*

welp. at least she didn't slap while wearing hoofblades.... *has a scar on the side of her face*

 

*falls down again and covers his head with his hooves*

Stop slapping Toaster! He means no harm!

 

*peeks out from behind his hooves, then purrs softly at the petting*

 

*rolls away*

*grumbles and lies down*

 

*sullenly holds up a picture of,oddly enough, a pony*

 

*frames the picture*

 

Considering I work at a place that sells the stuff more guys buy it than girls.

 

Maybe the guys are buying it for girls?

 

*hides her stash of hard lemonade*

 

Maybe in some case, but I know more than a few are single. If I have seen them with a girl the girl gets a Four Loco.

 

I have no idea what any of these products are.

I'll stick to my PG Tips and my Hovis.

 

Why can I totally see Vinyl Scratch walking into a 7-Eleven and buying a twelve-pack of Four Loco?

 

I don't think they sell Four Loco in twelve-packs.

Also, Four Loco is basically Kool-Aid with alcohol.
It's for high school kids who think that beer is icky.

 

Hmm... Sounds like WKD....

 

Same concept, but Four Loko is malt based and contains more alcohol.

It was originally sold as an alcoholic energy drink, and contained caffeine and herbal stimulants.

After a few dumb kids died, the company removed the energy mix, and now it's just another alcopop.