Changelings secretly altered the way the fifth round works so we keep this thread going while they impersonate us in public with the ultimate aim of embarrassing us.
I always wanted to wear an eye-patch anyway. but you look like a huge nerd if you wear goggles though.
Safety glasses are overrated. I had a wire slip under my glasses and poke me in the eye at work the other day. Hurt like hell. Still hurts a bit.
I dunno... Safety glasses have kept quite a few bits of hot flying metal from completing the journey they seemed so intent on making into my eyes.