Try and make me laugh!

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  1. Night Fury

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    Hello everypony, I'm just so dang depressed that I hardly say much nowadays.. so I thought maybe the community here could offer up some comedy here to help me feel a little better. I really need this as there's nobody on skype that can really nail a joke and it never gets me grinning or laughing.

    So here are the rules:
    1. Nothing nsfw, as this is a family site.
    2. the jokes must be original, not borrowed.
    3. Use whatever you wish for a prop, or whatever but if your joke doesn't require one, feel free to just post it.
    4. I have a very good sense of humor but be warned i don't understand sarcasm.
    5. You can try as many times as you like, here are no limits.
    You can use a video, but there's a limit to what i find funny in them.
    6. I'll leave a like if i found your joke funny.

    So there you have, so I hope you guys will help a fellow suffering brony out of his unhappy depression..
     
    #1 Night Fury, Jul 11, 2016
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    Darn. Too bad, I guess I'll have to try another~

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    Nice try though.
     
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    Steven Moffat, J.K. Rowling, and George R.R. Martin walk into a bar...

    ...and everyone you've ever loved dies.
     
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    that was pretty good :)

    Just made me chuckle a bit.

    I don't get it..
     
    #8 Night Fury, Jul 18, 2016
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    Okay, that got me a little.
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    I don't get this one sorry.
     
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