[3:18:03 AM] Chapien: why cant i hold all this bondage The stuff that happens in three in the morning...
Matt: *Kills two giants in Skyrim* Now then. Where are their mammoths? Me: Now now, don't put all your buckets in one pony before you count. Matt: That is the derpiest thing ever.
There's 2 pi in one pie. That's almost like pie it self; You try to eat 1 pie and you end up eating 2. ~Math Teacher.
>Quote from 63 year old somewhat obese teacher >cute. To this I reply from an excerpt from today's conversation with greyOne. Me: ddde. grey: dde? Me: ddde. grey: dde... Me: ddddddddde! grey : ddde. Me : This is silly. We should stop. grey: Yes, it is. Me: ddde. grey: ddde. And so on for a minute. Then the topic was... not sure what.
A quote from a poster in the library at my college "Millions saw the apple fall, but Newton asked why."
*imagine a grouchy old grandfather accent* "How old are you boy? Six? When I was your age, I was seven."
"As I've always told our children, the important thing is not to pee but to make some foam" - High School Principal to the general school board. >Facepalm
Me to Dan. *I pickup a piece of concrete* Me: Son, I has the concrete! Dan: Son, that is a terrible turban.
Gotta post this ^^ "I was like a cat that urgently needs to be on the other side of the room for no apparent reason. "
Math teacher; "So Happy face to the power of Christmas tree is equal to Manora. So log Manora with base Happy face is Christmas Tree." Proper variables right there.