Not necessarily. A bit of provolone and spicy mustard will mask the taste and the smell, as long as you don't use too much of the spoiled mayo.
Shelf space...I'm going to have to start piling books on the ground like Sunburst at the rate I am going.
Pickles are the nastiest things I've ever tried to eat. Once when I was in middle school, we were having hot dogs, and there was one left, and my dad told me---told me to the point of yelling---that I could only have the last hot dog if I ate a few pickle slices. So I did. ...Let's just say that in the aftermath, no one got to have that last hot dog. Trust me, it wasn't pretty.
Hey! I said "fight me," not "express a valid and reasonable personal opinion based on past experience." Y'all don't listen.
Pretty sure I'd be responsible for a new computer monitor if I went the violence route. You crack me up, little buddy.