Because occasional conversation gives my brain something to work with. I don't expect too many of these, but... *shrug* Whatever. I'll answer any question asked of me. Well, almost any question, but you'll discover those as we go along.
Always did like his work, though I'm partial to the stuff he did during the 90s (I have his "Off the Deep End" and "Running With Scissors" albums). "Fat" and "Eat It" have always been my favorite songs, though, and I've used the former as Callista's theme for a time. And yes, I'm aware of his role as Cheese Sandwich. Eh, I dunno. Judging by the quality of my bookshelf and how long it took me to assemble a fan's floor stand, I'd most likely be a hindrance. When it comes down to it, the best way for me to help make the USA great would be to stay out of the way.
A pint of chocolate ice cream in one hand, a bottle of Brisk-brand fruit punch in the other, and one of RoahmMythril's Let's Plays on my Internet browser. ...Oh. You said "thing", as in 'singular'. In which case, I'd settle for petting a friendly cat.
Turkey bologna with white American cheese slices and mayo between two slices of potato bread. No pickles, tomatoes or anything like that, though; I abhor them. Grilled cheese comes a close second.
Hmm... tough call. At first it was Eebon, but over time I started using her less and less and focusing more on Elk and Ellen's antics instead. Thinking about it now, I think Ellen's my personal favorite of the five, as she's the one I've been focusing most of the character development on (and Konoko was nice enough to draw a picture of her for me). Elk comes in second for his wide array of non sequitors and unstoppable hyperactivity.
Any of the cat-based ones. The Meowth line or the Espurr line, but especially... >^_^< ...Yeah, I know they're not that great battle-wise, but I like 'em anyway. Delcatty was part of my main team when I was doing my Alpha Sapphire run.
Well the question was more a long the line of a pet than a fighting partner, so battle-wise doesn't matter.
Super speed, by far. Not Flash level, but closer to hypersonic. I've been taken with this ability ever since the Genesis' Sonic games, so I've incorporated it into my primary batch of RP characters. In addition, the heavier I've gotten, the more lethargic and slower I've become. The idea of being able to travel across the surrounding counties in minutes and not get any more tired than usual makes for some lovely dreams (and SI fanfiction, but that's a part of my past that I'd just as soon leave behind).
I'm inclined to state that they're vegetables, if only because I hate them almost as much as I hate pickles and onions. If they're not in the form of ketchup or sauce, I stay away from them. Hmm... good question. Give a few moments to think. ... Alright, I have 'em. Ambush --- A weighted pogo stick and a squished pizza. You already know of his/her prankster tendencies, and part of his/her origin story involves him/her palling around with the Noid for several months. I realize it never came up, but then I never had much of a reason to elaborate on his/her background. Eebon --- A pair of cat's eyes, one shut, one open. Even as a pony, Eebon would likely still have some measure of felinoid DNA in her---just enough to make her mannerisms more catlike than ponylike at times. This would also reference her teleportation ability, being able to warp across time and space faster than an eyeblink (or her mother, for that matter). Echo --- This one's tougher since Echo started out as a full-on housecat, but ultimately it would be an orange square connected to a black parallelogram. Echo's primary ability is to use the shadows given off by objects (such as buildings) as a means of getting from one place to another, traversing them much like someone would traverse a staircase. Elk --- A question mark so far bent and twisted out of shape that it might as well be a swirl. Represents his high-octane hyperactivity, the major driving force of his life. Ellen --- A paper airplane. Paper manipulation, natch. Ezekiel --- Don't really know. In Zeke's case, he's the only kid in the family not born as part of a set, and he's a few years younger than the rest---young enough that he wouldn't have gained his cutie mark yet. Ricky --- As for Ambush's spouse, it would be something akin to a Red Cross. Ricky's a lifeguard by profession, so that's fairly self-explanatory.