As certain as I'm Ridley! Which I find myself being more and more lately. I think I'm more Ridley at this point than I am Robert.
I once knew a robert, he was an ass. I am both a Jewel and a Laura (I'm also part butt, don't tell anyone!)
Yeah, I'm a Robert, too. So's my dad, and my douchebag uncle, and I think a cousin or two. Most Roberts are.
Right that subject is killing this topic as Monty Python would say, and now for something completely different.
I can honestly say I've never met a William who was anything approaching decent. I've met some good Bills, Wills, and Willys, but anyone I've ever met who goes by William was a total a-hole.
I only remember being bullied by one person which was in middle school. He ended up going to the same high school as me. Freshman year he and some friends were playing with a gun and he was shot in the head and died. No, I was not there when it happened. The whole school was sad. Except for me. I had to fake it.
Nah. He shot himself in the face trying to spin his older sister's revolver. I laughed my ass off when I found out. Still gives me a chuckle today.
...I never find that kind of thing funny myself. Then again I can't say I'm Mr. Morals, I don't feel bad that the creator of Sponge Bob has ALS.
Seems a lot of *squee!*s die by messing with guns. Wonder if that ss william would have shot himself if guns were here in the uk